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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Yahoo acquires Brittanica.com for $750mm |
05/04/26 |
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I'm removing games from my backlog if I don't like them after 2 hours |
05/04/26 |
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Sweden enacts tough citizenship requirements - link |
05/04/26 |
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Rate this 24 year old antisemitic Harvard lifeguard |
05/04/26 |
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all jewish tps are the same. every indian tp is indian in his own way. |
05/04/26 |
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dudes with pretty, thin, cheerful wives at work events get promoted the fastest |
05/04/26 |
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Amy Coney Barrett getting stuck in Supreme Court dryer |
05/04/26 |
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Normal to let new Gf “tie up loose ends” with other guys she was seeing? |
05/04/26 |
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Women in my family who have never seriously dated watch 100s of hrs of dating TV |
05/04/26 |
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2nd Cousin: Wants to train to be a model; AI GF: Wants you to train her model |
05/04/26 |
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shrew wife: you're shooting blanks, dunce. 2nd cousin: but it was only once! |
05/04/26 |
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2nd cousin: Virginal companion; AI GF: Virtual companion |
05/04/26 |
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my remodel cost me $156 (chat gpt) |
05/04/26 |
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Let's have a real talk about PIZZAGATE |
05/04/26 |
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Wife insists on naming our son "Chaim" |
05/04/26 |
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Got married at 19, already have a grandson at age 40 |
05/04/26 |
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my remodel cost me $156,817 |
05/04/26 |
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8 minute montage of boobs popping out on roller coasters (link) |
05/04/26 |
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how long before israel starts deporting gazans to the west bank? |
05/04/26 |
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how are people not jumping out of skyscrapers and driving off cliffs 24/7?!? |
05/04/26 |
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love seeing a good ol sand nigger name on a google meets calendar invite |
05/04/26 |
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"It's like dextromethorphan...minus dextro and orphan" (Peterman handing u pipe) |
05/04/26 |
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i saw this image and instantly thought about autoadmit.com |
05/04/26 |
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Shangri-La | Atlantis | Holy Grail |
05/04/26 |
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ITT: I turn $10k into $80k |
05/04/26 |
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Putin bends the knee, says Russia will help US prevent Iran from closing Hormuz |
05/04/26 |
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Jon Krakauer is the best writer of our generation |
05/04/26 |
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ITT: Select quotes from "Autoadmit.com" by rachmiel tp |
05/04/26 |
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had some good sex this weekend |
05/04/26 |
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im too busy to kill myself |
05/04/26 |
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The Art of Racing in the Rain (vs. the XO server’s Majora’s Mask Countdown) |
05/04/26 |
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Told a girl I'm a key member of an Cyber Round Table of Online Wit and Wisdom |
05/04/26 |
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wire becomes flesh |
05/04/26 |
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I'd rather jump in a fucking combine than do anything for these stupid cocksucke |
05/04/26 |
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May 2026, taking Qs on being middle aged in poverty |
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What was Obama thinking WRT to Foreign Policy |
05/04/26 |
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So let me get this straight. Trump is going into second term with Nobel Prize |
05/04/26 |
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xo2022: Sending checks causes inflation! xo2025: Yay DOGE checks! |
05/04/26 |
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xo 2008: CGWBT. xo 2014: 2d cousin. xo 2018: shrew gf. xo'21: vodka gf. xo'25: ? |
05/04/26 |
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2nd cousin up early, prepping food for Thanksgiving |
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Nobody respects Trump |
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Organic wife: “She’s all that” Dating app wife: “Yr 2nd cousin wore THAT |
05/04/26 |
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Ricky, have you ever smoked THC-P? |
05/04/26 |
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2nd cousin: working at Lululemon; AI GF: working LLM |
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2nd cousin: 18, willing paramour; AI GF: 18 million parameters |
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2nd cousin: Asks you on a date; AI GF: Asks for your data |
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2nd cousin: Plays Roblox; AI GF: Black box |
05/04/26 |
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Kentucky Derby winner gets to spend the rest of his life fucking |
05/04/26 |
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We should compile 2nd cousin threads in a leather bound volume |
05/04/26 |
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Largest city in the USA without a major sports franchise? |
05/04/26 |
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we're like 18 months from everyone on this board being unemployed |
05/04/26 |
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Star Trek, except it’s cuttingtable, mousemo, and me visiting 7/11 c. 1987 |
05/04/26 |
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Cons really want women to stop fucking |
05/04/26 |
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Red Wyrm at Eagle River: The Todd Driskill Story is on Netflix now |
05/04/26 |
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epistolary novel about Chad at HBS and his loyal friend stranded in chi-town |
05/04/26 |
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If you could pick either Doobs or Todd Driskill to move next door to you |
05/04/26 |
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Was Doobs shining a light into Todd driskill’s home? He stated that to police |
05/04/26 |
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AI can’t replace a meth-fueled Todd Driskill shooting doobs. |
05/04/26 |
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Todd Driskill’s trial defense: “sex game gone wrong” |
05/04/26 |
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Todd Driskill scheduled for release October 2nd 2029 |
05/04/26 |
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Face it: your poasts just aren’t fit for the cyberworld in 2026 |
05/04/26 |
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fyi white people aren't racist |
05/04/26 |
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*Harvest Moon: Back to Nature soundtrack slowly gets louder as you browse XO* |
05/04/26 |
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Rachmiel circa 2004 was the patron of the arts we didn’t know we needed |
05/04/26 |
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Tfw no posh Carey Mulligan mommy gf to drive me to megapoasting addiction rehab: |
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Alexa pausing Olivia Rodrigo song to ask if U like the name Alexa or Olivia more |
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“Can u host?” The exhausted server hamster 🐹 asked, and rachmiel delivere |
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January 20, 2029: "Yo, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, solemnemente juro que |
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Iran is winning |
05/04/26 |
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As a middle aged man, do you actually talk to “friends” about anything anymo |
05/04/26 |
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Debate 2036: Senator, I knew Marco Rubio. I attended foam parties w/ Marco Rubio |
05/04/26 |
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how can we contact rach so that he restarts the server? postcard? |
05/04/26 |
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How much does it cost to fill up your truck/SUV? |
05/04/26 |
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why wherever you go, the most violent criminals are black? |
05/04/26 |
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Seagull friend has a deep appreciation for nautical tombuoy aesthetic |
05/04/26 |
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psa: blacks are low IQ, tribalistic, not "western" people |
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Jews attempting to destroy a 19 year old hospital worker at Penn for moneyrub |
05/04/26 |
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reminder: romney would have boots on the ground in iran already |
05/04/26 |
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how xoxohth began discovered (spoiler: ethereal masculine ingenuity) 💘 |
05/04/26 |
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“Are poasters even a thing anymore?” - Rachmiel relaxing at Club Med 🍹 |
05/04/26 |
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i'm a big fan of capitalism |
05/04/26 |
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Notice of Class Action Settlement: Rachmiel vs. AutoAdmit Users |
05/04/26 |
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Going to start posting recordings of me playing Iron Maiden bass lines. |
05/04/26 |
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it is logically impossible for proles to do anything without minimaxing noise tp |
05/04/26 |
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Florida produces the Scummiest police bodycam vids |
05/04/26 |
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RSF, Tommy, Travelshrews: Travel question ITT |
05/04/26 |
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Judge apologizes in court to WHCA Dinner shooting suspect (Link) |
05/04/26 |
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fuck another shooter? SS takes out armed man near Wash Monument |
05/04/26 |
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Trump: I have all the cards. -Sir, we're playing Uno |
05/04/26 |
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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case |
05/04/26 |
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He spelled choker C-H-O-K-E-R, chocker (Marco Rubio) |
05/04/26 |
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Man and Technics tp |
05/04/26 |
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'unfortuantely, mr rubio, diplomatic immunity doesn't prevent hiv transmission' |
05/04/26 |
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Jon Cryer was a finalist to play Gaius Baltar in Battlestar Galactica |
05/04/26 |
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John Sterling and Barbaro going back-to-back, and belly-to-belly |
05/04/26 |
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why dont gook students just change their names legally at like 16 to jamal simon |
05/04/26 |
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Bort olds, was this your wardrobe growing up? (Link) |
05/04/26 |
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Two Jews, three opinions, four ways of screwing the goyim |
05/04/26 |
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are pornstars even a thing anymore? |
05/04/26 |
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Trump to Iran: "Ha ha, no worries- a few missiles never hurt anyone" - link |
05/04/26 |
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Alternating songs of Brian Wilson’s Smile & Porter Robinson’s Smile! :D (tp) |
05/04/26 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Th
e_Voyage_of_Life |
05/04/26 |
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"Libs? Any response?" he said out loud in the wilderness w no one around for mil |
05/04/26 |
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Mystical Poasting Aura |
05/04/26 |
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Everyone I meet irl is begging to vote for Marco Rubio in 2028 POTUS election |
05/04/26 |
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"Libs, your response?" you ask pitch black darkness in Bellevue at 3 am |
05/04/26 |
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Manufacturing Putting Accomplishments |
05/04/26 |
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"You're my real gold medal" Rachmiel tells you as he pulls the plug on XO server |
05/04/26 |
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trump SURGES in polls - now PLUS 19 on Rasmussen. Libs? |
05/04/26 |
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me and emilo finally meeting irl |
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how life began discovered |
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I would LOVE to eat Sarah Isgur’s taut, slightly salmon-smelling twat |
05/04/26 |
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Primate (2025) was mediocre |
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So the Art Of The Deal guy couldn’t make a deal with Spirit Airlines? LJL. |
05/04/26 |
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Did Sarah Isgur used to poast hear? |
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Are amateur men golfers the biggest liars of any sport? |
05/04/26 |
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Nigeria hosts their annual Rape Festival (link) |
05/04/26 |
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Doug Funny Snorting Meth; Telling Parents I need more allowance |
05/04/26 |
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Mario saying "HERE WE GO!" as you open the 89 page asset purchase agreement |
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u guys seriously should hear the little noises i make when i cum |
05/04/26 |
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Raised on Redwall and Narnia books tp |
05/04/26 |
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Tommy, Modi and the BJP have taken commie Bengal |
05/04/26 |
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May the Poasts be with You |
05/04/26 |
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Redditors are panicking over gas prices |
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XO is like the mini wall people in Solar Opposites |
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A Scholarly TREATISE on the Immense FAGGOTRY of Having a "WIFE" |
05/04/26 |
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Laura Loomer at 18 had the look of a Jewess sucking miles of cock. |
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Ibanking junior associate at JPMorgan raped by smoking hot female VP |
05/04/26 |
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"I'd rather live in Hell than in India" - video |
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A magical Narnian Beaver providing his sheepdog guidance on the journey home, tp |
05/04/26 |
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"You're my real gold medal" Alysa Liu tells you |
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Daily Wire lost 85% of its viewership. Now it's just RSF alts and TSINAH |
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Libs just because we’re paying more for gas doesn’t mean we blame Trump |
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So, whats happening on Epstein Island these days, is it For Sale? |
05/04/26 |
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"it's a bildungsroman from the perspective of ricky's kippah" |
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There ppl still working @ my old LOLFIRM after 15+ years |
05/04/26 |
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Jeet overdoses on weed, dies (video) |
05/04/26 |
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you’re old. jshad is the managing partner of a magic circle firm |
05/04/26 |
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Libs MAF about Players Championship outcome (golf) |
05/04/26 |
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slapping a chick's pussy with ur hand literally as hard as u can |
05/04/26 |
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Munching Psilocybin Azurescens |
05/04/26 |
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chess player friend is passionate about both pursuing and protecting black kings |
05/04/26 |
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Mandingo Penis Addiction |
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life advice: find some autoadmit.com circa 2012 hidden gems. thank me later. |
05/04/26 |
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life advice: find some chiltepín hot sauce. thank me later. |
05/04/26 |
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Can’t stop chuckling at how badly Steven Crowder publicly self-pwned |
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Bernie Sanders was our last best hope |
05/04/26 |
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Walking to Swig during your break at Chick Fil A |
05/04/26 |
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One sec let me ask my LLMs |
05/04/26 |
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What law did Comey violate? |
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