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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Crazy collision of two F-18s at an airshow just now - video |
05/18/26 |
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the Japanese word for penguin is "business goose" |
05/18/26 |
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Japanese title for XO translates to Bigot Gays: Hairline Calamity! |
05/18/26 |
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yr hairline receding 1mm every time you blank bump |
05/18/26 |
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Spaceporns hairline megathread |
05/18/26 |
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good morning my piss piglets |
05/18/26 |
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neglecting work and relationships spending all my time trying to log in |
05/18/26 |
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rach please help poasters poast |
05/18/26 |
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there's no business like japanese business |
05/18/26 |
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*Eats a bucket of puke in protest of the login situation* |
05/18/26 |
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You can’t stop poasting if you’re logged in |
05/18/26 |
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*eats a liquor store sandwich alone at the empty zozo hotel lobby* |
05/18/26 |
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Flowers For Algernon except Taylor Lorenz on ASU waitlist for a week |
05/18/26 |
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Thousands of thin envelopes flooding Taylor Lorenz’s home like Harry Potter |
05/18/26 |
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Mr. Jinx now identifies his gender as 'polybinary' |
05/18/26 |
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mr. jinx's daughter falls down the stairs as her dad takes mirror selfie of ass |
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Mr. Jinx in a mankini singing The Crunge on a Carnival Cruise karaoke night |
05/18/26 |
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uh, no, george20. it's not "let them eat cock." |
05/18/26 |
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Rating poasters as books George20 has flung across the room |
05/18/26 |
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"Everybody has a plan until they get fucked in the mouth.” - Peterman |
05/18/26 |
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"just keep going; the blood will clot in a few minutes" (peterman) |
05/18/26 |
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going to start greeting people w "you look unwell, what's wrong?" |
05/18/26 |
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Lost two of my favorite online tools in one day |
05/18/26 |
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can't tell if i'm the only one logged in or if the bort is just dead |
05/18/26 |
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Pedocles: To call a man Bozo is injustice, to call him Squancho is perfection |
05/17/26 |
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Trumpmos- Would any of you trust him alone in a room with your daughter? |
05/17/26 |
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Infrastructure, Inflation, Coal, Wall- What promise will Trump next fulfill? |
05/17/26 |
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your shadow self popping out at your from behind the couch "BRO ITS ME AGAIN" |
05/17/26 |
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The Squanchhedrin demanding that Pilate put Jesus on trial to be squanched |
05/17/26 |
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Why is JD Vance asking me to subscribe to Erika Kirk's OnlyFans page? |
05/17/26 |
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movie rec: What We Do In The Shadows |
05/17/26 |
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Is a 23yo top prestige? |
05/17/26 |
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"Dangerously Fertile!" salivated the beta, as the azn female laid her last egg |
05/17/26 |
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Spaceporn presented with Lifetime Achievement Award by Dickinson University |
05/17/26 |
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Trump Deploying 82nd Airborne to Iran (WSJ) |
05/17/26 |
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TV SHOW IDEA: Waitress is a civilian consultant for cops, helps them hunt pedos |
05/17/26 |
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youtube is absolutely unusable |
05/17/26 |
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Erika Kirk already cashing in on WHCA attempted assassination (link) |
05/17/26 |
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Do you eat girls' assholes? |
05/17/26 |
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erika crook. |
05/17/26 |
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Hypo: Rach decides we can only log in on MWF |
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New moniker to reflect my intergenerational trauma. (cucumbers) |
05/17/26 |
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I'll stop the world and squanch with you. You've seen the playroom and it's gett |
05/17/26 |
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Has Hang Kikenski aka Longwang slimed up out of his hole again? |
05/17/26 |
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LOL Trump conned 59k people into paying him $100 for a non-existent Trump Phone! |
05/17/26 |
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“The signal’s not so good in Joshua Tree,” you lie as you return to Wet N |
05/17/26 |
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do you think the American puritans loved jews + israel? |
05/17/26 |
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Guys cucumbers can’t log in he asked me to tell you he loves cock |
05/17/26 |
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Sp at computer: “BUTT CHEEKS!!” *sp jr scrambles to hiding place in attic* |
05/17/26 |
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imagine the first dude who realized what food was |
05/17/26 |
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netanyahu? he's a crook. |
05/17/26 |
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Guys, the days of just casually "logging in" to xo whenever you want are OVER |
05/17/26 |
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STFU Libs- nobody cares about Epstein, Israel, TrumpPhones or stock trades |
05/17/26 |
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Some crackhead keeps emailing my firm a bunch of nonsense. |
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40 year old millennial man seethes Online at zoomer looksmaxxer (live stream lin |
05/17/26 |
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a few quick facts |
05/17/26 |
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Biz Idea: XO, but slower |
05/17/26 |
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It's like Speed, if you don't poast 50 times/hour you're logged out & banned |
05/17/26 |
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McDonald’s App Bug = Unlimited Free Food |
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Trump: I've not a war crime because we are America |
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isn't proprioception crazy? |
05/17/26 |
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if lesbians were real youd see them fucking clutchable trannys |
05/17/26 |
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if you don't reply to this thread, You're Gay |
05/17/26 |
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this stupid woman never had lawful access to my estate or assets |
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Paralegal mohamed&oomox, amnesty international reports record death penalties |
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The film Circle of Iron by Bruce Lee is 180 af |
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really amazing the insane communist propaganda that "Captain Planet" was |
05/17/26 |
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6 COVID boosters combined will give immunity to hantavirus |
05/17/26 |
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WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS POS WEBSITE |
05/17/26 |
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Aliens megathread |
05/17/26 |
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Jim Crow gets a bad rap |
05/17/26 |
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Crazy how Steven Crowder has basically taken over the discourse on xo |
05/17/26 |
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Predator megathread |
05/17/26 |
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Wife is obsessed with kids water bottles |
05/17/26 |
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piece of shit Web 1.0 forum barely functioning |
05/17/26 |
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Grr I'm Gen Z. I'm so mad. Nick Fuentes and Clavicle really speak for me. |
05/17/26 |
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Update: After a period of not being able to log in, I logged in. |
05/17/26 |
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i fucking love science |
05/17/26 |
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Got a Switch 2 while the site was down. Winning the Gen rn |
05/17/26 |
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We speak in only iambs in this thread |
05/17/26 |
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cuntinuum (feminist autist PAC) |
05/17/26 |
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UAE nuke plant bombed by drones that entered through Saudi Arabia - link |
05/17/26 |
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trump privately refers to china trip as "man date of heaven" |
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Honey can it wait? I’m planning the pissplay meetup |
05/17/26 |
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What's cowgod's take on "Mixtape"? No gameplay? Jewish industry plant?? |
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ljl SP now claims he called Steven Crowder's father |
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SP at home sniffing SPjr’s dirty underwear while he’s in school |
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Hey Buttcheeks, how did this work out for you?" (me to my ass after eating chipo |
05/17/26 |
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This is just like the movie Speed (1994) except I don't know how |
05/17/26 |
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47 year old IDF reservist driving truck killed by Hezbollah |
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Gen X Poverty thread |
05/17/26 |
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Hey Buttcheeks, how did this work out for you? |
05/17/26 |
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post itt if youve never "subscribed" to another person on social media |
05/17/26 |
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Boebert betrayed Trump and so is on borrowed time - countdown to OnlyFans |
05/17/26 |
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"im korean now" (transracial millennial) |
05/17/26 |
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You will not be able to poast soon. Tick tock, libs. |
05/17/26 |
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THIS COUNTRY IS ACTUALLY NOTHING BUT COMPLETE SHIT LIES FRAUDS COCKSUCKERS |
05/17/26 |
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life actually sucks and every gen tries to lie to the next |
05/17/26 |
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i'm going to log in whenever i damn well please |
05/17/26 |
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Best memories of 2026 are vaping alone in public toilet stalls |
05/17/26 |
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Order your tickets now for wet n hot |
05/17/26 |
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neat trick: get free dinners by acting like and looking like a pedophile |
05/17/26 |
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Slippy Toad (Surippī Tōdo) |
05/17/26 |
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Hey Spaceporn: I just called Steven Crowder's dad & warned him about you |
05/17/26 |
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I JUST LOGGED IN |
05/17/26 |
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Timothy Treadwell was liquified by a brown bear |
05/17/26 |
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"Keep the scoliosis brace on this time" |
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Guys last year we should have gone to the Desert Bloom fisting event |
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XO is a digital "lazy river". A relaxing slow-paced alternative to fast websites |
05/17/26 |
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Poasting way down since Rach implemented height verification |
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Got local libtards all riled up about plans to build a "data center" I made up |
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Sophie Cunningham posts video getting her pubes waxed (link) |
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Why does fast food have phenotype restrictions |
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2 Somali men 69ing on an American flag flashing food stamp cards |
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Attorney at Nude |
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Pizza Hut franchise owners figure out what's wrong finally |
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Cucumbers whispers to you "Smell my crack." You harden. |
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Not sure I'm on board with this "AI" thing |
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44 year old ERISA counsel wearing jncos and listening to triphop |
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STEVEN THIS IS YOUR FATHER I AM TROUBLED AND CONFUSED |
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Entire stadium shocked as kiss cam lands on SP and SPjr |
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Gonna leave my personal phone number here for 5 minutes at 1:16 pm EST |
05/17/26 |
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What does "I look out for number one!" mean in American slang? |
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Germany Niubian Pills 3000 mg, Xinwei Male Enhancement Pills - poerkan |
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Germany Niubian Pills 3000 mg, Xinwei Male Enhancement Pills - poerkan |
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technological inevitability is false |
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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now |
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Someone repoast that lulzy pic of spaceporn in the crowd of gooks |
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Thoughts on Robert Eggers as a director? (The Northman, Nosferatu, etc.) |
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Imagine if Colt spent as much time talking to his parents as making unfunny Cadw |
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"You drive Jr to his lesson I need to call another poaster's dad" |
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How to become scientist at 40 |
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Ukrainian soldier reunited with his dog - video |
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It's a feature, not a bug: xo's slowness makes you think before poasting. |
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*is about to kick the stool in garage* *finds self Online back to ZoZo cuts rope |
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Maybe you should log out of life. |
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It is an HONOR for you to wait for XO to load |
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how hard to become a molecular biologist at 40 |
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Northman prequel already in development: "The Nordic Boy" |
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Is there a video of actual shooting with this chud guy? How did he get shot? |
05/17/26 |
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what if telepathy is real and all this AI brain implant shit is a waste of time |
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🚨 FINALLY GOT BACK IN AFTER 6 months of LOGIN ATTEMPTS |
05/17/26 |
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dude the world is stupid and everyone is trying to escape with fake technology |
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Internet used to be cool what the fuck is this shit now lmao |
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2020's has been HORRIBLE furking decade |
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Kamala: "Imprison Kavanaugh, expand SCOTUS, add DC and PR as states" |
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used to love edge.org until i learned it was an epstein laundering front |
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Will I ever maek it in life? |
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It’s been a year since we lost boom. I really miss you, friend. |
05/17/26 |
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the future sucks lmao |
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