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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Mothers Day is the worst day for XOers |
05/12/25 |
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Watching Every Single Pauly Shore Movie in Chronological Order |
05/12/25 |
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Researchers let Claude run a vending business; create unhinged opposing counsel |
05/12/25 |
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So did trump crash the stock market? |
05/12/25 |
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lol at this Equifax settlement bullshit $22 prepaid card with service fees |
05/12/25 |
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TSLA is back above $300 jfc |
05/12/25 |
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chad calmly eviscerates our evil DINK-promoting tax code: |
05/12/25 |
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This is how easy life is for Chad |
05/12/25 |
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Why do proles drive 40,000k miles/year |
05/12/25 |
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Rant: Dating the “nice guy” will suck the life out of you. |
05/12/25 |
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non-francophone guy pronouncing oeuvre tp |
05/12/25 |
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Savannah Bananas to replace Colorado Rockies for August series v Dbacks |
05/12/25 |
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Trump getting rid of automatic engine shutoff in cars. |
05/12/25 |
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turbofag tp taking qs |
05/12/25 |
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"Christian" is a gay as fuck first name |
05/12/25 |
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I'm up to 9 drinks per day now |
05/12/25 |
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If you were blindfolded could you pick your wife's BJ out of a lineup of 10 BJs |
05/12/25 |
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Funniest part of Kanye Heil Hitler is the obligatory rap tropes e.g. when he |
05/12/25 |
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lol lost $700k in the market today |
05/12/25 |
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Married Poasters: Do You Regret Marrying Your Wife? You Could Have Done Better? |
05/12/25 |
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Weird how retail Businesses suck at synergizing |
05/12/25 |
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No idea what libs are upset about today |
05/12/25 |
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she lick dat ahhhhhhhhhhh she suck dat ahhhhhhhhhhhh |
05/12/25 |
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Markets ROARING because of Trump. Wild how amazing this man is |
05/12/25 |
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if I ran an elite college I would polygraph people in interviews |
05/12/25 |
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Hamas releases final American hostage. BTW he was an active IDF soldier hehe |
05/12/25 |
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Scientists cure balding (link) |
05/12/25 |
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Clay Davis: Ill take any motherfuckers money if he giving it away |
05/12/25 |
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How much to counter for this in-house offer: $285k base, $57k bonus, $23k 401k? |
05/12/25 |
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how is it that the world's shorelines are so stable over centuries |
05/12/25 |
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Danzig or Pantera? |
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How much of this boomer money are you getting? |
05/12/25 |
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I Was Fired by the Manhattan Institute. Here's Why. (Glennstack) |
05/12/25 |
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NYC | Dad | Jew | Investor | Former Prosecutor | Lifter | #DRC | Anti-Racist |
05/12/25 |
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so spaceporn is just going to ruthlessly bully us? |
05/12/25 |
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I don't practice moderation, I ain't got no bathroom scale (jcm) |
05/12/25 |
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Sold all of my stock. |
05/12/25 |
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Syria proposes Trump Tower Damascus - link |
05/12/25 |
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Happy short week (5/5-5/9) to Johnsmeyer! |
05/12/25 |
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ADL Exposes Secret Antisemitic Message Board For Med Students & Applicants (Link |
05/12/25 |
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Market is getting nuked straight to hades tomorrow. Prepare your anus |
05/12/25 |
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"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of actual biological "fatherhood," b |
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China used TOP SECRET Satellite monitoring to Down Indian Rafale |
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just entered 'intellectual starvation mode' from lack of scholar |
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How can "Women" swallow various Men's Cum & still have any Shame? |
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Imagine if Trump's parting gift to GOP is anointing RFK as a successor President |
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World's most frequent flyer bought 'lifetime' United pass for $510K, can fly fir |
05/12/25 |
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This Kentucky Derby is going to be a huge FUCK YOU to Trump. |
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De Beers Group announces intention to close Lightbox |
05/12/25 |
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I am out of the office speedrunning "Chip's Challenge." |
05/12/25 |
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NYTimes: Uuhhh maybe RFK Jr is right about the chemicals in food |
05/12/25 |
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reminder: stop engaging pumos. |
05/12/25 |
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What should Dems do about MAGAs in three years? |
05/12/25 |
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"Scholahs in Paris" - Brian Leiter ft. John Yoo |
05/12/25 |
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If BK had better service and consistency, it would be the best burger place. |
05/12/25 |
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Anti-semites at CFPB & FTC requiring disclosure of junk resort fees (CNBC) |
05/12/25 |
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Pope Leo: "...that abomination, AutoAdmit.com tests the limits of God's Love |
05/12/25 |
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Art of the Deal: Trump reduces CHINA Tariffs to 10% |
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D.C./NOVA property values about to plummet even further |
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It takes a six-figure salary to afford rent in more cities than ever before |
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Your ancestors recoiling in horror as you re-follow Karlstack on Twitter |
05/12/25 |
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Trump advisor: While we treat your herion addictin, would you like some bitcoin? |
05/12/25 |
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It's 1999 and u enter "whatisthematrix.com" into Netscape. |
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Orange man bad, further affiant sayeth naught |
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Which one of you is this biglaw comedian youtuber |
05/12/25 |
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McDonalds is just a soulless DoorDash dispensary these days |
05/12/25 |
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With woke AI bots everywhere, fake news, fake images, how do u tell whats real? |
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It’s gonna be 180 ragging on TBF about his pedopope worship moving forward |
05/12/25 |
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Watched The Believer (2001). TBF is Jewish |
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Fats- do you buy 2 plane seats? |
05/12/25 |
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ITT: A list of the concessions Trump forced China to make |
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Can't wait for America to become the world's laughing stock again under Trump |
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Kai Trump turns 18 today u sick fucks. |
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TrumpCoin: 58 winners, 764k losers - perfect metaphor for his presidency (CNBC) |
05/12/25 |
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Boomer crashing plane in2 ur kids schoolbus as "Taking Care of Business" plays |
05/12/25 |
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Trading Alert: Tommy T just bought 63 Shares GOOG @ 160 |
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New Indy500 car is now sponsored by the rock band CREED: |
05/12/25 |
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"Re-opening Alcatraz" is an idea that a 10-yo would have. |
05/12/25 |
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"Takin' Care of Business" plays over montage of Pope Leo reading the Bible hard |
05/12/25 |
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Luis's Furry Asshole- it comforts me |
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"cute dogs! what are their names?" "creed and nickelback." |
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"I can't have a vaginal orgasm. Anal however..." (post-op Doobs) |
05/12/25 |
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Trump as Dwight Shrute: "Why would you want to raise tariffs?" "So I can lower t |
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Trump Setting Ur Home on Fire then Extinguishing It: "Have U Thanked Me Yet?" |
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Jim Cramer: V Shaped Recovery For Big Biz & Market, But Not For Proles |
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Pope Leo vows to 'declassify' RSF baptismal records |
05/12/25 |
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Both A Prole & Prestige Tell: Not Knowing What Day Of The Week/Month It Is |
05/12/25 |
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Trump: “My friend taking the fat shot called me up about the price.” |
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"Drain the Swamp!" screamed the cuckolds, as the most-corrupt President ever |
05/12/25 |
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"You voted for this..." Trump Tariffs said as they ripped off your panties |
05/12/25 |
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If I’m in the Freemasons should i put it on my resume & LinkedIn? |
05/12/25 |
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MAGA fags, explain the China deal |
05/12/25 |
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Mid 40s is when death settles in |
05/12/25 |
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Just parked in a handicapped spot and said fuck it |
05/12/25 |
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"More like KIKELAND & Ellis, ----wait, who just joined?" |
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I want to be underwater fingerblasted by a Dutch women's water polo team |
05/12/25 |
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There are actually a bunch of smart people at LessWrong now |
05/12/25 |
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Remember when in 2015 it seemed the POTUS race was going to be Bush vs Clinton? |
05/12/25 |
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Suck a nice uncut dick every week or have one of your fingers surgically removed |
05/12/25 |
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Great a "deal" with China and now stocks are back to where they were pre tarrifs |
05/12/25 |
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You, standing over Rach's grave, to your wife: "Tell me I was a good Poaster" |
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said "more like Jones Gay" on conference call. Nobody laughed |
05/12/25 |
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So LLMs track objective reality but cons think that’s still too woke? |
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"More like Jones Gay" |
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Mentally invented a drone-umbrella this morning. Hovers over you, hands-free |
05/12/25 |
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Mid 40s is when diaper settles in |
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VIX at lowest level in a month, 10 year yield dropping, stocks up |
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Austin Powers running from mohammedons in London |
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alanis morissette misunderstanding irony IN HELL |
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Round-tripping six figure net worth changes |
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MS Word: "You want that bullet point way up here in a different format, right?" |
05/12/25 |
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Cons we’re not gonna forget any of this bullshit you’re pulling |
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"thanks for inviting me over. where can i play this creed cd |
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Death Stranding 2: On the Beach collectors edition 229,99$ |
05/12/25 |
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"Not now honey, I'm talking to a haunted NVIDIA GPU" |
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Just bought the domaine pope.com, this is gonna be 180 brothers (CSLG) |
05/12/25 |
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P Diddy did nothing wrong |
05/12/25 |
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So Trump the Tard gave up on bringing manufacturing back to America? |
05/12/25 |
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New pope is 180 |
05/12/25 |
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you should have fewer rights as a US citizen, more rights as a capable white man |
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XO Modi: "We have only paused our military action against Pakistan" |
05/12/25 |
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Friedrich Merz & Emmanuel Macron caught doing COCAINE (link) |
05/12/25 |
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"Please stop living in Bollywood, grow up!" |
05/12/25 |
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creed > the beatles |
05/12/25 |
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Golf swing speed on PRGR monitor up to 114 mph from 98 in fall 2023 |
05/12/25 |
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Canadian PM: “You must speak Tamil to live in Canada.” |
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There’s a lot of low T behavior going on here and I won’t stand for it |
05/12/25 |
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***emergency meeting of secret XO GameCube owners club*** |
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British PM: “You must speak English to live in England.” |
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Heil Market! |
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Stallone used a Gamecube |
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At least the Bush Republicans were intellectuals |
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JOE BIDEN received private plane as bribe from Qatar (link) |
05/12/25 |
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Engineering |
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Was down over $25,000 buying SOXL calls, after today cut losses to just $2.7k |
05/12/25 |
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What’s the CR crypto portfolio right now? Say it’s 10% of your assets |
05/12/25 |
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Just bought some Plochmann's. What is the cr. yellow mustard brand? |
05/12/25 |
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RSF is losing is this morning |
05/12/25 |
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MTG caught using selectively cropped photo of witness - LMFAO |
05/12/25 |
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never did anything to anybody. MEDICALLY TORTURED TO DEATH OVER USED BICYCLE |
05/12/25 |
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Police brutality is warranted, justified, defensible. Libs dont understand that |
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You can make millions dollars, help thousands of people, one faggot calls you na |
05/12/25 |
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Is Nuggets v. Thunder the real NBA Finals? |
05/12/25 |
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Trump now bragging abt saving MILLIONS of Pajeets from Nuclear Holocaust |
05/12/25 |
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Why is the republican caucus cutting taxes and causing a Ruinous deficit |
05/12/25 |
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Israel has never said thank you to America even once. Now they suffer and die? |
05/12/25 |
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huge PROFITS off torturing americans than do nothing but help people |
05/12/25 |
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corner heroin dealer kidnapping ppl off st, torturing them, getting them addicte |
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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now? |
05/12/25 |
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Prediction: Diddy is going to walk |
05/12/25 |
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