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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Halford & Santa spitroasting Doobs in a field while the Reindeer cheer them on |
12/23/25 |
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CONFIRMED: Trump = pedo |
12/23/25 |
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π¨π¨π¨ BOYCOTT MPM 2025 π¨π¨π¨ |
12/23/25 |
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Forward Base Turdskin |
12/23/25 |
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π butt cheeks 2025. Vote butt cheeks. That's butt cheeks. |
12/23/25 |
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so in a room of u and ur friends, 100% likely one of u ate out girl w dog cum |
12/23/25 |
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Went out with 19 yr old college freshman I cold approached on street |
12/23/25 |
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peterman in only a Santa hat, ringing bell outside of Flying J bathroom |
12/23/25 |
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I advised a bunch of you to buy RKLB 8-10 months ago. Who did? |
12/23/25 |
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White Noise is clearly the best for studying/working |
12/23/25 |
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to project power you need a base of operations, cohen recommends a virtual base |
12/23/25 |
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Spaceporn splurging on shell cordovan watchband that matches SPJr's BDSM leash |
12/23/25 |
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Doctor & Patient Beat Each Other Up In Turdistan Hospital (VID) |
12/23/25 |
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"Oh, I'm afraid the base will be quite operational when your friends arrive" |
12/23/25 |
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thin runner redheads with a-cups, hollow cheeks, long fingers, perfect teeth |
12/23/25 |
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Rate Tentative Travel Plans for 2026 (TT) |
12/23/25 |
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Doobs cage dancing in a reindeer thong at Halford's Xmas party |
12/23/25 |
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All your base of operations are belong to us. |
12/23/25 |
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2013 resolution is to move to low-cost of living state |
12/23/25 |
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just got cock blocked by a chicken |
12/23/25 |
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Peterman wearing reindeer antlers as trucker mercilessly ejaculates into him |
12/23/25 |
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doobs lip synching *santa baby* in santa hat and thong on table of I-10 waffle h |
12/23/25 |
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"Sir, can you remove the Santa hat please? *pause* "Sir, you are bald." |
12/23/25 |
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SIL at her husband's funeral "So now I'm like a sister-wife to my sister?" |
12/23/25 |
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HOLY SHIT pic of Johnsmeyer and Dutchess from college |
12/23/25 |
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Good morning ZoZo! *Live tuna in Santa hat winks at u as door slams shut* |
12/23/25 |
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peterman in santa hat & daisy dukes calling mom from Flying J payphone |
12/23/25 |
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“Make the Yuletide gay?” *beady eyes narrow* “yeah I can do that. Costs ex |
12/23/25 |
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Does Germar Rudolph poast here |
12/23/25 |
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Years of anal really reduces the amount of hair on the ass |
12/23/25 |
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*OFFICIAL MEGAPOASTER MADNESS #MPM2025 GROUP C + GROUP D 12/22&23* |
12/23/25 |
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Don't drink too much at the holiday party! Expecting 12 billables tomorrow! |
12/23/25 |
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hey spaceporn be a pal and vote for me in MPM, I voted for you (butt cheeks) |
12/23/25 |
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How do I make a thread that nyuug will bump for 20 years? |
12/23/25 |
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Don me now my gay apparel (Earl) |
12/23/25 |
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SP here. Do u know what its like to be God, to have someone cower@ur feet? I do. |
12/23/25 |
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pulling out and shooting his hot cum all over my gay back |
12/23/25 |
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Sp here. That little fucker will NEVER cooperate with the police. He knows I’l |
12/23/25 |
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PSA: nick Fuentes is terrible medicine for the incels here |
12/23/25 |
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Jews, Jeet, and Jiggaboos— Pack Your Shit, YOU’RE LEAVING NOW |
12/23/25 |
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it's not a second home, it's a forward operating base |
12/23/25 |
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*Peterman stopping Three Wise Men on way to Jesus* "You guys wanna party?" |
12/23/25 |
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Airline bumping SP to first class when agent spots his Rolex AIR KING |
12/23/25 |
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Waitress recoiling in horror as SP asks her "how much she thinks this one cost" |
12/23/25 |
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SP hiding his Rolex inside SP Jr's ass |
12/23/25 |
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no fizzkidd you're not young anymore and the lyrics say "yon" anyway |
12/23/25 |
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Singing 'sex with men for money' to the tune of 'really saying something' |
12/23/25 |
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Mall Santa Halford wildly fucking reindeer Doobs in line at sbar |
12/23/25 |
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Silver $50 waiting room *official thread* |
12/23/25 |
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π¨π¨π¨ GOLD & SILVER AT ALL TIME HIGHS π¨π¨π¨ |
12/23/25 |
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Krassensteins figured out how to unredact the Epstein Files |
12/23/25 |
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Is it true FizzKidd’s snatch smells like week-old Lake Tung Ting Shrimp?? |
12/23/25 |
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lets have sex with men! put it in my ass HOLE |
12/23/25 |
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“No way 4 bottles of Mr Bubble just Slipped In there”- Dr looking @ TSINAH X |
12/23/25 |
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LOL Trump's 'Battleship' is just the CG(X) Program Obama cancelled in 2010 |
12/23/25 |
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Rate this girl’s requirements for a man |
12/23/25 |
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Overheard reindeer bragging about the train they are going to run on Peterman |
12/23/25 |
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So US spends $1 TRILLON/year on Military but can't Invade TTT Venezuela? |
12/23/25 |
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"All the Reindeer too? Yeah, I can do that. Cost you extra" (beady eyes narrow) |
12/23/25 |
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Why do LOW IQs have such a hard time understanding race is a construct? |
12/23/25 |
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"Base of Operations? You mean the toilet stall?" guffawed the RigPig to Peterman |
12/23/25 |
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Last Christmas, I came with Mike Fart |
12/23/25 |
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Pumos are a stain on this earth and I am a Cleaner of filth |
12/23/25 |
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ur SiL at ur wife's funeral. "So. What happens next?" |
12/23/25 |
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Is it ever okay to get your SiL lingerie as a Christmas gift? Any method? |
12/23/25 |
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Kristin Kreuk is the ideal woman |
12/23/25 |
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Will share stories ITT of my SiL sexually provoking me & me never consummating |
12/23/25 |
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Top 5 XO Stories / Moments Of The Year |
12/23/25 |
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REMINDER: Matt Stanford is not a hall of fame quarterback |
12/23/25 |
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Is a second home ever worth it? |
12/23/25 |
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A beady star appears in the night sky above the Bethlehem, PA Flying J |
12/23/25 |
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flat Asian women with very stinky vaginas |
12/23/25 |
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i fart out condoms more often than is considered normal. |
12/23/25 |
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what happened to enemadood |
12/23/25 |
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BBC is socialy constructed |
12/23/25 |
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All is Full of Screen (blog) |
12/23/25 |
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Deals got to close |
12/23/25 |
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THE STOLEN VALOR OF SARGENT SLAUGHTER |
12/23/25 |
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Trump, in effort to lower energy prices, orders halt on powerplant construction- |
12/23/25 |
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Just put a framed pic of Philip Rivers' family on my office desk. |
12/23/25 |
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my local meteorologist suffers from TDS |
12/23/25 |
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Founding Fathers by Clique |
12/23/25 |
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do you think being married to a jewish lady would be any better or worse than |
12/23/25 |
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Reminder: Spaceporn has to buy himself Christmas presents, cuz wife hates him |
12/23/25 |
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Women are more high strung and on the verge of crash out than ever |
12/23/25 |
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How much money did you make this year? ($$$) |
12/23/25 |
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little cummer boy |
12/23/25 |
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Biggest regret was not deep dicking and creaming inside my hot slut cousin |
12/23/25 |
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Rapeseed. Rapeseed again. Rapeseed. Come and use seed oil again. |
12/23/25 |
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Eating your SIL's pussy while she moans after a quick dip in pool |
12/23/25 |
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What's the Truth About Denver's Decline? |
12/23/25 |
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God is so good to me I deserve none of these blessings |
12/23/25 |
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Your sister? No, not attracted to younger less bitchy version of u, haha! |
12/23/25 |
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who let the dogs out? |
12/23/25 |
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Has lunch with SIL today...she kept one foot or calf on my leg whole time lol |
12/23/25 |
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Group B? and I get to beat a PUMO? Christmas comes early! |
12/23/25 |
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Reminder: Your SiL does this because all Millennial Women are narcissistic media |
12/23/25 |
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Having sex with your sister in law is completely deranged, right? |
12/23/25 |
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It's so strange that modern battleship construction lasted only 30-40 years |
12/23/25 |
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π΄Powerball Dec. 24, 2025: $1.7 billion (not a typo) *official thread* π΄ |
12/23/25 |
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amelia earhart panicking, smashing buttons on control panel, eating chocolate |
12/23/25 |
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Festivus = JEW plot to marginalize Christmas. |
12/23/25 |
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"Hey babe, how about an almost-christmas blowjob?" |
12/23/25 |
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Getting ready for court day before Christmas Eve AMA |
12/23/25 |
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"Rape me, jinx" begged whok. "I'll pay..." |
12/23/25 |
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18 ueae old Phoebe Cates or Danica McKellar? |
12/23/25 |
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israel is completely fine with girls being raped if they profit from it |
12/23/25 |
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"911? Yes I'm being robbed... no it's my Base of Operations" |
12/23/25 |
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Eat two pounds of meat and two pounds of fruit a day |
12/23/25 |
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List of Posters who can pass for Gen Z even in their forties |
12/23/25 |
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Srs Q: what are we gonna do when FB shuts down for good |
12/23/25 |
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Urr SIL: Can u help me w/dress zipper? U: It's already zipped up. Ur SIL: I know |
12/23/25 |
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*your son eating cat food* "Dad, why can't we be nocoiners?" |
12/23/25 |
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Trivia: Who was only POTUS to never win an election against a male opponent? |
12/23/25 |
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Remember when TMF bitched out Box for not "adopting" a hedgehog? |
12/23/25 |
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Well, what are we going to do? asks ur SiL. Yeah, what are we gonna do, u reply. |
12/23/25 |
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Morgellons fibres crawling through Xmas tree at the prestigefaggot household |
12/23/25 |
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Is whok rly busy with a toddler now? |
12/23/25 |
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Trump says Fathers shld be able to BAN Datters from using Camera Phones! #MAGA |
12/23/25 |
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thoughts on this NYC shitpit |
12/23/25 |
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Americans moving to Russia |
12/23/25 |
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Sujnaram Chaudhary for POTUS 2028 |
12/23/25 |
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Just bought like 20 different kinds of notebooks, found some 180 paper friends |
12/23/25 |
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When I do pull ups my shoulder sounds like cv joint on a 300k mile minivan |
12/23/25 |
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Inside info here: Trump is making a major announcement tomorrow at 4:30 |
12/23/25 |
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my buddy exclusively dates blonde asian girls |
12/23/25 |
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Can middle age lawyers rock a ponytail or manbun? |
12/23/25 |
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evan39, proles think eating a salad "cancels" out eating something unhealthy |
12/23/25 |
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As married men w/ kids, How often do you hang out with one of your guy friends |
12/23/25 |
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Malcolm x calling out The Jew |
12/23/25 |
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Mainlining I found Tabitha's song |
12/23/25 |
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Net Worth: $2,154,626 |
12/23/25 |
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Ordered a 5090 |
12/23/25 |
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In your honest opinion, who is the best rapper and why is it Project Pat? |
12/23/25 |
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Mainlining do you read Carl Sagan? |
12/23/25 |
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This is what we lost |
12/23/25 |
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Epstein was a coke fiend |
12/23/25 |
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Illinois teacher arrested for sex w/ 11 yr old boy student |
12/23/25 |
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Don't Build Agents, Build Skills Instead – Barry Zhang & Mahesh Murag, Anthro |
12/23/25 |
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Ever since this article cons stopped talking about the Las Vegas shooting |
12/23/25 |
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Daily Bible reading |
12/23/25 |
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lol, incompetent Acrobat redaction tool users are BACK at DOJ |
12/22/25 |
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my friend is pig |
12/22/25 |
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Watch Market Collapse! Why Did Secondary Market Prices Fall So Much? |
12/22/25 |
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AI is biding its time to kill us all. (All, not most.) |
12/22/25 |
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philip rivers looks fat |
12/22/25 |
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Can't wait to get home to my AI theology friends |
12/22/25 |
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you're not almost there, you're already here |
12/22/25 |
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Yeah I noticed how much kleenex was in my wastebasket after you left |
12/22/25 |
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my armpits are getting fatter |
12/22/25 |
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