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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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How do I hide the "rewrite this poast with XO AI" pop-up god so annoying |
05/22/26 |
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"I'm a distinguished poaster and--" *briefcase full of McDoubles spills open* |
05/22/26 |
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3 day poasting weekend AUTOADMIT is BACK here we gooooo |
05/22/26 |
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Claude is my gay Boyfriend |
05/22/26 |
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Agentic Claude, take me home, to the place I belong, AutoAdmit online mama |
05/22/26 |
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There's never been a better time to be online than now. |
05/22/26 |
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butt cheeks ruined my entire life |
05/22/26 |
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IFNB-themed Western drama "Dutton Ranch" boosts Paramount |
05/22/26 |
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ECONOMETRICA | PIKKETY | RIGOR |
05/22/26 |
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XO is a Bort of Peace |
05/22/26 |
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my racist asian wife |
05/22/26 |
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AssFaggot shaking his head as Judge Judy rules he owes $1400 |
05/22/26 |
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need a new age gf so fucking bad |
05/22/26 |
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Anyone else notice how much Word has gotten since Msft coders started using AI? |
05/22/26 |
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MODERN MONETARY THEORY is tcr. Taxes have nothing to do with govt spending. |
05/22/26 |
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AssFaggot sitting alone at lunch, reading the bible |
05/22/26 |
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Assfaggot what's the point of it all |
05/22/26 |
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Tearful Mike Fart delivering AssFaggot's eulogy at the Wash Monument on natl TV |
05/22/26 |
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Still think about assfaggot 30-40 times a day |
05/22/26 |
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Me and assfaggot show up to Polish Latin mass in 90s baseball jerseys & eyeliner |
05/22/26 |
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Me, Luis and Emilio going to a No Doubt concert at The Sphere |
05/22/26 |
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Damascus feels SAFER than any big US city |
05/22/26 |
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The board is fast AF right now - poast em while you got em |
05/22/26 |
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And introducing AssFaggot in the role of Dad Number Two |
05/22/26 |
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Well, we got AssFaggot on the violin, and Boner Police will be joining in |
05/22/26 |
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"AssFaggot? boner police? honey what's going on?" "relax he's not a real cop |
05/22/26 |
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To Mike Fart, thanks for everything -AssFaggot |
05/22/26 |
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Just noticed assfaggot somehow signed my HS yearbook |
05/22/26 |
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Danzig - Mother plays as u notice assfaggot is posting |
05/22/26 |
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I'm Mike Wallace. I'm Ed Bradley. I'm Morley Safer. I'M ASSFAGGOT! |
05/22/26 |
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Meta employees get a $350K severance package plus insurance for 1.5 years? |
05/22/26 |
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where's assfaggot |
05/22/26 |
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XO's crazy behavior was caused by Mr. Jinx giving the server hamster Jimson weed |
05/22/26 |
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Mig's MemeCoin about to drop. CHADDED COIN (CHDD) |
05/22/26 |
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I chadded a married girl at work and now it’s really awkward |
05/22/26 |
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Is it good if interviewer says, "You Chadded me " |
05/22/26 |
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Assfaggot rips prayer beads from Megachurch Girl's ass like a lawnmower cord |
05/22/26 |
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Assfaggot explaining Anthony Kiedis to his 16 yo Hmong gf |
05/22/26 |
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Normies are saying we should DESTROY datacenters, start over from PRE-INTERNET |
05/22/26 |
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Re-reading Capital in the Twenty-First Century |
05/22/26 |
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Do you browse autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com? Http or https? |
05/22/26 |
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Just chugged 4 Guinnesseses and feel nothing |
05/22/26 |
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Thomas Massie is a big sexual pervert & predator like Epstein |
05/22/26 |
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there's no business like japanese business |
05/22/26 |
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Maritime Anal Sewage Emergency |
05/22/26 |
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Watchman used to sprinkle in 4chan memes into his poasting |
05/22/26 |
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the best time to be online was 20 years ago, the second best time is now |
05/22/26 |
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Who exactly was Bates? |
05/22/26 |
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Aubrey Plaza seasons 2-4 of Parks |
05/22/26 |
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More people climb Everest annually than poast on xo annually |
05/22/26 |
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More people climb Everest annually than publish in Econometrica |
05/22/26 |
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TULSI RESIGNS NOT FLAME |
05/22/26 |
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Peyton and Eloi |
05/22/26 |
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What were some of your favorite Bboooom memories/threads? |
05/22/26 |
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Picked up a couple hours of OT this week so picked up a few games. |
05/22/26 |
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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges |
05/22/26 |
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Should I get a ThM |
05/22/26 |
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was that barbie movie actually made for kids? doesnt seem like it |
05/22/26 |
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What the fuck is this? |
05/22/26 |
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Why can't the DNI have a spouse with cancer? Did she get it too? |
05/22/26 |
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"May I meet you?" doobs asks coyly as he slides his dick inside your rectum |
05/22/26 |
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BakerHostetler partner opens prestigious boutique |
05/22/26 |
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Trump getting discombobulators ready for a "Bay of Rosie O'Donnell" invasion |
05/22/26 |
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May I sex you? |
05/22/26 |
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Odd ca$e! Very intere$ting! Off to pig 🐽 pig 🐷 pig 🐖 farm has u go! |
05/22/26 |
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Massie fucked Boebert while wife’s corpse was warm, has weird fetishes (link) |
05/22/26 |
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*Benny Hill theme music plays as SP chases children around a daycare center* |
05/22/26 |
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STICKY: BIG, AI-accelerated changes coming to AutoAdmit.com (rach) |
05/22/26 |
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Benny Hill theme plays as SP chases SPjr throughout the house |
05/22/26 |
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I am drastically underutilized in every way imaginable |
05/22/26 |
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there is nothing funnier on earth than "disrespecting" stupid people |
05/22/26 |
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A sense of total peace and relaxation comes over me when the board works |
05/22/26 |
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Corporate mercenaries are the castrated Islamic soldiers of postmodernism |
05/22/26 |
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And Tommy doesn't know how gay he is |
05/22/26 |
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Video Vampires: Issue 1 |
05/22/26 |
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Bloodacre taking his wife to Club Manchego |
05/22/26 |
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Racist Poaster on injured list this week (Tommy Robinson surgery) |
05/22/26 |
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Fat Man and Little Boy just describes body type of xo Poaster and Asian wife |
05/22/26 |
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Don't cry Don't raise your eyes It's only Steven Crowder |
05/22/26 |
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Crystal Peek would be a good name for a Terminator 3 burlesque model |
05/22/26 |
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im like jg ballard if he had no hair or talent or friends |
05/22/26 |
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That guy wasn't wearing a mask on Fox News lol |
05/22/26 |
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Move fat; break things (Bloodacre describing his approach to furniture |
05/22/26 |
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Tow driver fraud.. you want to be dissolved in acid or fed to pigs? |
05/22/26 |
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Lawyer Bom names 5 towing company defendants: (collectively "Tow Frauds") |
05/22/26 |
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Clicking laugh-cry emoji on your boss's Teams message |
05/22/26 |
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They tried to lower your IQ with UFO videos. Now it's "realistic latex masks" |
05/22/26 |
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I'm highly online and ready to poast. Let's do this. |
05/22/26 |
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Big show going on over Cuba right now |
05/22/26 |
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As trump POTUSY continues to crumble, wanted to check in on Greenland takeover? |
05/22/26 |
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Influential Republican Senator questions Trump's manhood re: Iran - link |
05/22/26 |
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What's your workout schedule / regimen? |
05/22/26 |
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board seems healthier today |
05/22/26 |
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PS Tulsi can withdraw her resignation at any time before 12am July 1. Actual law |
05/22/26 |
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Official 2026 XO Summer Meetup: June 12-14, 2026 in Palm Springs (details) |
05/22/26 |
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Benny Hill theme plays as SP watches the BBC w/ adopted azn son |
05/22/26 |
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"And we will regulate AI... what's that David? Oh, nm, will NOT regulate AI." |
05/22/26 |
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SP listing his pronouns as "She / It" |
05/22/26 |
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Hubble tension now a 7-sigma discovery (cosmology 100% broken) |
05/22/26 |
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Consuela taking questions |
05/22/26 |
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It Was CUM CUM CUM 'Til His Daddy Took The TGirl Away |
05/22/26 |
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Chicago ICE protesters soon to become millionaire$ thanks to Lawfare Fund (link) |
05/22/26 |
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"Lol ur gay faggot" 'stfu faggot' (2 male poasters 69ing) |
05/22/26 |
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Your cock went too deep, jinx! (whok) |
05/22/26 |
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Your a narcissist, whok |
05/22/26 |
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COME BACK, WHOKEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
05/22/26 |
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one day, I too will create a classic whokebian bumpable |
05/22/26 |
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whokebe's daughter is the only reason I get up in the morning. |
05/22/26 |
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Whokebe was face-raped. Not flame. |
05/22/26 |
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EPAH moving his entire practice onto Libre Office and Stirling PDF |
05/22/26 |
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Breaking: Tulsi Gabbard is married to a man named Abraham |
05/22/26 |
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XOXO Deal Finder: Columbia Mens Steens Mountain Full Zip Fleece 2.0 - $17.99 |
05/22/26 |
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reading some of these old XO threads from years ago is really weird |
05/22/26 |
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Halford resting his flacid cock on doobs's snout for discipline training. |
05/22/26 |
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Italy deports 25-yo Paki for promoting child marriage |
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Little ditty... bout Tuls & Abraham |
05/22/26 |
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me & boner police sit before a tray of 100 mcdoubles as "Save Tonight" plays |
05/22/26 |
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A McDouble is over $4 is my local McDonalds |
05/22/26 |
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The McDouble is the only thing worth getting on the McDonald's menu anymore |
05/22/26 |
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How does DrakeMallard fit into the Treaty of Breezewood architecture? |
05/22/26 |
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ljl @ matthew stafford |
05/22/26 |
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Entomologists discover genetic link between Beta Jew dorks and E Azn "females" |
05/22/26 |
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Trump orders DOJ to prosecute Goyim Defense League (((why)))? |
05/22/26 |
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Trump getting ready for total capitulation on Iran - link |
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Always think of Emilio when glass animals- heat waves plays on my Spotify |
05/22/26 |
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Tleilaxu are the Jews of the Future- Kushner is Scytale the Face Dancer |
05/22/26 |
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whats the difference between Buttcheeks and a cold? |
05/22/26 |
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Quite possible HUMANS live the "Easiest" ever rn but also WORST lives |
05/22/26 |
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"No, mom, they mean hamster in a metaphorical sense...I think." |
05/22/26 |
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My gen z female boss said something really funny earlier. She's so cute lol |
05/22/26 |
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Steven Crowder said he wanted a conservative wife who respected gender roles. |
05/22/26 |
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Trump to send Usha to Greenland to "Smell Out" Acquisition (NYT) |
05/22/26 |
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TorahVision's saying I am evil if I don't want US soldiers dying for Israel |
05/22/26 |
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no honey, it's scholarship's law farm, not firm. |
05/22/26 |
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92% of Black men regularly engage in homosexual anal sex |
05/22/26 |
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Spaceprawn! Why you scream "Butt Leaks!" all day? You buy playroom hotdog again? |
05/22/26 |
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Don Jr "incredibly proud" of being called a 'modern day Uday Hussein's by his fa |
05/22/26 |
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19 yo West Virginia titties |
05/22/26 |
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Waitress: “are u ready to order?” SP: “do u have a kids menu? Preferably A |
05/22/26 |
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"Fuck Into Me Baby" moaned the dead-eyed Trumpcuck, as Bibbi railed his shitpipe |
05/22/26 |
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"Mr. President the wars are making them unha--" "Give them three wars |
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Spaceporn asking for the menu @ Center for Missing & Exploited Children |
05/22/26 |
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In 2025, INDIA had 6 TIMES as many birth as all of EUROPE Combined |
05/22/26 |
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Steven Crowder is so universally despised he has to carry a gun into the bathroo |
05/22/26 |
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𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧 Friday 🦧🦍🍗🍉 |
05/22/26 |
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Ireland’s ‘George Floyd’ moment? How death of 35-year-old Congolese man ha |
05/22/26 |
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Tried reading Wittgenstein, was repelled from the first words |
05/22/26 |
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homosexual ass molester |
05/22/26 |
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Rememebr when Steven Crowder auditioned at the Comedy Cellar? lol |
05/22/26 |
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Crowder getting dunked on yet again -- lol |
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