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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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I'm on Zyn now (OYT) |
04/30/24 |
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The Chiraqi Chiang Kai Shek |
04/30/24 |
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My MBA Commencement is this Saturday |
04/30/24 |
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RATE this turtledood 🐢 |
04/30/24 |
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How much does it co$t to get those epoxy garage floor coatings? |
04/30/24 |
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The Costa Rican Lee Kwan Yew |
04/30/24 |
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Will university trouble "work itself out" as # of HS grads plummets? |
04/30/24 |
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🚨 Kendrick Responds!!! The BEEF is on!! Its ssoooo good for HIP HOP! 🚨 |
04/30/24 |
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Disco fries=Baron Harkonnen? |
04/30/24 |
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The Yukio Mishima of Richmond |
04/30/24 |
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The Liberian Lü Xun |
04/30/24 |
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The Malagasy Musashi |
04/30/24 |
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Why is that stupid fucking tranny back |
04/30/24 |
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The Haryanvi Hideo Kojima |
04/30/24 |
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There are zero mentions of squirrels in all human history before 10/7/53. |
04/30/24 |
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Police about to fuck shit up at Columbia U |
04/30/24 |
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Judge threatens to send trump to jail if he violates gag order again |
04/30/24 |
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can you say nigger on twitter yet or no? |
04/30/24 |
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Do sub six feeters just seethe their way thru college or what? |
04/30/24 |
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There’s no way the average US male is even 5’9” |
04/30/24 |
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Fizzkid still poasting here? bc i have some unwashed dishes in my sink she needs |
04/30/24 |
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The "20% of men get 80% of women" on dating apps stats is completely FALSE |
04/30/24 |
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The Nicaraguan Natsume Souseki |
04/30/24 |
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The anti-Israel stuff is largely a college thing. Normies don’t care. |
04/30/24 |
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The Rhodesian Ryunosuke Akutagawa |
04/30/24 |
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Milana Vayntrub is going to be playing Squirrel Girl on some superhero show 180 |
04/30/24 |
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Jews unleash horde of PLAGUE RATS on protest (note flame) |
04/30/24 |
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Bahamas or Hamas hummus? |
04/30/24 |
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BREAKING: Biden is going to dump all the Palis on the US. |
04/30/24 |
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Lab friend angry at claim of squirrels harvesting nuts |
04/30/24 |
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Throngs of mystery meat have to "catch a bus" rather than actually work |
04/30/24 |
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*wakes up to birds chirping and squirrels collecting nuts* *opens window* |
04/30/24 |
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These Jew protests are the best thing since Trump winning. |
04/30/24 |
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fairly certain i just saw a squirrel w/ cyborg eye |
04/30/24 |
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Took family out for an $90 dinner (pics) |
04/30/24 |
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Birds, squirrels, and other small vertebrates are constantly judging you |
04/30/24 |
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Squirrels in my backyard have objectively better life than me |
04/30/24 |
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Autoadmit was never about getting admitted to LS |
04/30/24 |
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Honestly can’t imagine being shorter than say 5’10” |
04/30/24 |
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18000 how a womans heart never heals from that first heart break with CHAD |
04/30/24 |
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Brian Jacques woodland creatures in my backyard teaching me Gothic architecture |
04/30/24 |
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BIZ IDEA: Rice cooker, but for potatoes. Irish will love it. |
04/30/24 |
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cowshit you excited for the June 2024 Xbox Games Showcase? |
04/30/24 |
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Putting on random Andy Garcia movies feels like hanging out with luis |
04/30/24 |
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Sometimes women really do love you. |
04/30/24 |
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between 2004 and 2025, Rachmiel LLC sold $1.1bn Autoadmit hero figurines 🔮 |
04/30/24 |
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An Abridged Taxonomy of XO villains |
04/30/24 |
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Very well reasoned and rational tp |
04/30/24 |
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was thinking about 1990, playing ninja turtles on NES |
04/30/24 |
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between 1988 and 1992, Playmates sold $1.1bn Ninja Turtles toys |
04/30/24 |
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Reminder: Twins abandoned us all again right after MPM |
04/30/24 |
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Help me plan Saturday Dinner — I’m having company over |
04/30/24 |
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26 y/o blonde teacher in hot water for sexually abusing 15 y/o boy (pic) |
04/30/24 |
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DEI was never about profitability (Karlstack) |
04/30/24 |
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Crazy how easy it is to fuck single moms jfc |
04/30/24 |
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gay men filed 28% of divorce cases as compared to 72% filed by lesbian women |
04/30/24 |
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Black rifle coffee reports like $400 million revs. 1 billion mc. How lol? |
04/30/24 |
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UCSB, Oxy, Brown, Amherst. Guess where your guides stated their “pronouns” |
04/30/24 |
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Everyone I know has boycotted Jewish owned businesses since 10/7 |
04/30/24 |
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Why does everyone say the Donbas is so rich? - link |
04/30/24 |
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Sim Glitch: 180 cm is just under 5'11". |
04/30/24 |
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In conclusion, i love men tp |
04/30/24 |
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Goth girl neighbor just said “this but unironically” in convo: twins tp? |
04/30/24 |
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90s Films built entirely around One Scene |
04/30/24 |
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Sim Glitch: Autoadmit.com is still loading somehow |
04/30/24 |
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Funny phrases by Indians speaking English |
04/30/24 |
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Jumbo jack with cheese and bacon and large fries was $15 at Jack n the box |
04/30/24 |
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emilio holding paws with a kyoot girl retriever with a pink bow on her collar |
04/30/24 |
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golf polos that cost >$80 lmao |
04/30/24 |
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38 year old friend not having dating app success |
04/30/24 |
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Every thread is a historic thread. If you poasted, you made history today. |
04/30/24 |
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I see so many modern parents not letting their kids ever be bored |
04/30/24 |
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Mainlining and evan39! KUM&GO sold and on its way out |
04/30/24 |
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Hot young 20 year old intern smiling brightly at you … |
04/30/24 |
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Guy I went to HS with just had a kid graduate Ranger school. How impressive? |
04/30/24 |
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Busty 25-yo chicks on Instagram send DM's to 43-yo men to tell them how attracti |
04/30/24 |
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let's trade wives and beat off - cr? |
04/30/24 |
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I just can’t imagine divorcing or being divorced.Arent u serious before weddin |
04/30/24 |
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Never seen Emilio tp and Air Bud in the same room |
04/30/24 |
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"I'd like to begin this meeting with a Land Acknowledgment. Although esoteric, N |
04/30/24 |
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I haven't posted in days and no one cares. I'm retiring |
04/30/24 |
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*joins XO server hamster 🐹 picket line w Geno’s Life Matters sign 🇵🇭 |
04/30/24 |
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If you throw out FL (where DeSantis ran competent election), Biden won 6/7 close |
04/30/24 |
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Rate your future gf (pic) |
04/30/24 |
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Every American needs to stop working and protest Israel. Fuck that place |
04/30/24 |
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Had an insane dream about wild invading centaurs at grocery store |
04/30/24 |
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CNN says this is what jews look like now |
04/30/24 |
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would your wife or gf really care if you died, outside of your resources? |
04/30/24 |
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These statistics on antisemitism look portentious |
04/30/24 |
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If u live in MFH, can fuck randoms weekly on couchsurfing |
04/30/24 |
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Pro-Palestine thugs smash windows and STORM Columbia University building. |
04/30/24 |
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Coach Corey Wayne: spinning plates to get contractor dates |
04/30/24 |
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usher seated me and wife next to two strangers in an empty theater |
04/30/24 |
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McDonald’s is for the UMC now, proles priced out |
04/30/24 |
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Worst rodents to keep as pets? It's mice. The best: probably rats not flame |
04/30/24 |
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Moonshot: genetically engineer all mice to hate living indoors |
04/30/24 |
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sussudio tp giving out advice. poast ur situation & i will try my best to help |
04/30/24 |
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Thinking of retiring 🐶 on Cinco de Mayo in honor of pepito tp 🇲🇽 |
04/30/24 |
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“Hamster Lives Matter” 🐹 protests shut down XO server architecture (link) |
04/30/24 |
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Woman: "How I hacked Tinder and dated 15 men in 21 days" |
04/30/24 |
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just a chill small 4 bed 2 bath house for $3,750,000 |
04/30/24 |
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Top three animals I would genocide 1. mosquitoes, 2. chimpanzees, 3. mice |
04/30/24 |
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GARFIELD MOVIE COMING OUT MEMORIAL DAY 2024. |
04/30/24 |
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remember Krampus tp and his PG-13 threads? |
04/30/24 |
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the Filipino Freddie Prinze Jr |
04/30/24 |
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My balls slapping your sisters tight asshole while she moans and is slutty |
04/30/24 |
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Can't believe you guys chased away geno tp. He was a nice guy |
04/30/24 |
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Biden losing every swing state - are polls correct? |
04/30/24 |
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Black Crowes had No 1, multi-platform records, but are forgotten today |
04/30/24 |
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tugboat tp. first day, new poster, definitely not geno tp |
04/30/24 |
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Reminder: You all belong to the postmodern equivalent of the peasant class |
04/30/24 |
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Reeling from FizzKidd rejection, Karlstack lashing out against azn girls online |
04/30/24 |
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I want to carve a Joker Smile with a knife to a bunch of poasters |
04/30/24 |
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Trump to pick DeSantis for VP |
04/30/24 |
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eat people tp asked me to retire. So I am. Hope you enjoy |
04/30/24 |
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The Akira Kurosawa of Ahmedabad |
04/30/24 |
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“Poor me, I’m a depressed upper middle class fatass who hates his family” |
04/30/24 |
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Who the FUCK prefers using teams over zoom wtf |
04/30/24 |
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if Chad farts and no poaster is around to inhale it, does Chad make a sound? |
04/30/24 |
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The Takahata Isao of Islamabad |
04/30/24 |
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my opinion on Israel-Gaza will change the outcome of the war. |
04/30/24 |
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The Hayao Miyazaki of Hyderabad |
04/30/24 |
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The Desi Michaël Dudok de Wit circa The Red Turtle |
04/30/24 |
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I want to say a few things online and they all start with nigger |
04/30/24 |
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nigger 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 🚨 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 nigger |
04/30/24 |
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Michael Dudikoff (both the poaster and IRL actor) is insanely handsome, Whoa: |
04/30/24 |
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😂🚀🔥🇮🇱 nigger 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 nigger 🎄🥂 |
04/30/24 |
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𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 |
04/30/24 |
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Mexicans who nearly lose their accent by spending a few yrs in the US |
04/30/24 |
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should i quit my job to be a seller on whatnot? |
04/30/24 |
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personally I’m more of an antihamite and a philojaphethite |
04/30/24 |
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Is driving a kia embarrassing? |
04/30/24 |
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it’s time to talk about Liberal Arts. |
04/30/24 |
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I am a fucking loser who ran up $20k in credit card bills last month |
04/30/24 |
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I earn 40k/year, but spend 300k/yr. Rate me (tsinah) |
04/30/24 |
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New Yorkers, explain congressman Ritchie Torres |
04/30/24 |
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The Marathi Haruki Murakami tp |
04/30/24 |
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completely burnt out at work.. quit & become more depressed? |
04/30/24 |
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Imagine telling someone in 2003 that Rednecks and Muslims would join forces in 2 |
04/30/24 |
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Your Future Wife agreeing to Chad's GAG ORDER with no objections |
04/30/24 |
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𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧 Tuesday 🍗🦧🍉 |
04/30/24 |
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How and why did Jews turn Autoadmit into a hub for insightful men? |
04/30/24 |
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George Harrison circa “Brainwashed” (both the song and the album) tp |
04/30/24 |
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Imagine a family member dating a nigger |
04/30/24 |
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I’ve posted a lot in recent days and some people care. Also, I’m gay |
04/30/24 |
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So sick of smelly niggers and the crimes they commit. Disgusting. |
04/30/24 |
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goyim are so fucking stupid |
04/30/24 |
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Lots of boomers are losing their shit over these protests. |
04/30/24 |
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Is this assault? |
04/30/24 |
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people that don't fuck with me are linkin up with people that don't fuck with me |
04/30/24 |
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