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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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CERN just gave quantum physicists something to chew on |
11/15/25 |
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When lightning strikes a lake why dont all the fish die? |
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Scrooge McDuck backstroking through piles of Jewish shoes |
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keep cooking, stay goated, never be mid, fr go hard and rizz up that knowledge |
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Gay Ass Nigga Going Hard As Fuck |
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psychic stares into crystal ball, brow furrowing. "I see.. I see a pile of shoes |
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Poast ITT and get heroic couplet |
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Trump Considering Plan To Make Mortgages Transferrable To New Home |
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How much blood and plasma can you safely sell each week?!? |
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Having a film backlog is way better than a gaming backlog |
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Leased a Cybertruck today |
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"excuse me sir, I--" *falls and rolls down earth's curved surface* |
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Good video on spider cognitiion just dropped |
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What are the most prestigious gigs for Santa Claus? |
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SEC night games have to be the most prole type of football game. |
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson voice: but what we DON'T know is why matter exists! |
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Why do proles think "half goes to taxes" |
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"show me the cum!" (gunnerauttt convinced his bf is faking orgasms) |
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Cons your intellectual thought leader is a homosexual Mexican? |
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Qualcomm or Apple or Mossad in your phone, can't trust South Korea/Samsung |
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Mark Levin and Ben Shapiro are incredibly charismatic and likable, which worries |
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What should be the estate tax rate? |
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Landlord Redditor makes thread. Hilarity ensues. |
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Bill Ackman: May I meet you before I engage you further? |
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Particle physics is just cryptozoology at the subatomic level |
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Particle physics increasingly seen as dead |
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Immigrants move into neighborhood, build massive monstrosity addition for 3 gens |
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Mexicans doing a January 6th |
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Trump is a gay orange pedophile who raped old ugly women |
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all Jews have left is 'Trump sucked off Bill Clinton, Hitler had 1 testicle..' |
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I hate the republican caucus |
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Joanna Gaines. Cohen Benefits. |
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Protip galaxies making neon are old. JWST sees an old galaxy making it it's over |
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Gen X Student loan balances are PROOF that they're Poor than millennials |
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*balloons fall out of rafters as Jews expulsed from 110th country* |
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Mainlining, have you visited the National Towing Museum in Chattanooga? |
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Mr. Jinx dressing as a Hazara boy after seeing The Kite Runner |
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If doesn't show cause and effect it ain't science, never was |
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? |
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Fuentes is going so hard at Trump, only a matter of time till Trump responds dir |
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Trump is one sick fuck |
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Buckley Carlson sailing in 'White Ass Nigger Going Hard As Fuck' t-shirt |
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Most normies don't even see a diff between pedo and ephebo |
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Fully clothed Bill Clinton pissing on nude Donald Trump's face as a favor |
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Bill Ackman gives relationship advice to young people (link) |
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Accidentally left gay porn streaming |
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Trump gay as hell, dawg |
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Why are they no longer afraid of Trump? |
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"Old White Einstein didn't know about muon wobble" bellowed the blue haired PhD |
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Trump and his Jew family are crashing out |
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Tucker's son is a Groyper, retweeting Nick |
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Friends sitcom but with Greek Olympians |
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biglaw practice area with highest mommy gf density? |
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hitler’s speeches were filled with tangents on “playroom bratwurst” |
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Gunner. No wife. No kid. No career. |
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Goth girl neighbor just said “this but unironically” in convo: twins tp? |
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'No 'Girlbosses', please. Thanks.' |
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I would commit genuine atrocities to get my ex gf back or equivalent |
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take your gay haiku and shove it up your asshole. fucking retardo |
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Gunner is deeply disturbed. Should not remarry or have kids. |
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The board pedos here lose their minds when they learn my before tax is 1.2 mill |
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Will you faggots edit/review a love letter to my ex girlfriend? |
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Pedo trump needs to be executed by an angry father hth |
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Reminder that bald nerd Moby definitely fucked 16 y.o. Natalie Portman |
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Going to Madeira and Ireland next year w my wife and kid |
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Board dipshit neonazis enraged SP and Hitler have something major in common |
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How many times has Christian Kelly urged me to kill myself? Ljl |
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Maybe Dems should try another impeachment against Trump |
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And on the eighth day God made the muon wobble? He wasn't done? |
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Large Sand Super Sorter: find sand grains Einstein couldn't have imagined |
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$20,000,000, but you can only speak in Haiku.... |
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Why do women whimper and moan during sex? |
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A Haiku: Is this what I am? Elevator to ten please. Office to office. |
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I only make threads whose titles can be construed as perfect haikus |
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I despise the middle class, of which I suppose it is true I am a part |
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Brian Jacques woodland creatures in my backyard teaching me Gothic architecture |
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Rate this Mexican dishwasher who has taken a job from an American |
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Matthew’s ghost demanding justice for his murder |
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Anyone got blueprints for a Higgs boson reactor or a Higgs bomb? Anything? |
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Imagine how u would feel if SP were a better human being than you |
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SP here. Some guys travel for sex tourism. Not me. I bring the Kid with me. |
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Jim Morrison screaming 'BREAK on through' as you post 17 years on dead lawboard |
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'Happy cock, happy life' |
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Guy at the beach finds new grain of sand he had hypothesized to exist at CERN |
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Particle physics should be renamed snowflake engineering and design |
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Proving theoretical particles exist is like proving individual snowflakes exist |
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not many people know that the plural is actually haisku |
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Where do you see AI going and what should “excess people” do |
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There could be a billion particles that cross the Higgs field. How do you know? |
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🚨EPSTEIN FILES RELEASED🚨 |
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If this Epstein shit doesn’t open your eyes, then nothing will |
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Sp here! Listen if i want to play “hungry butt” w my kid that’s none of ur |
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Disney princess gf: too bubbly to keep secrets :) Goth gf: "our little secret";) |
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Golden retriever dressed like Don Johnson with a golden briefcase full of tennis |
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Suicide at Regis HS NYC, student was to be punished for comments in ethics class |
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"Karl...stack?" nevah heard of him |
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Haiku in the key of cowshit |
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The average gen z techbro coming out of college has gone full Butlerian Jihad |
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women developed to communicate solely with children imho |
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Why weren’t black quarterbacks common until recently? |
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Gabe Newell’s $300000000k Battlecruiser |
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incandescent lightbulbs OFFICIALLY BANNED |
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Is it officially over for diamonds? Walmart selling 1 carat earrings for $100 |
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Been so fixated on cocksuckng/asslicking lately, my buttfucking skills are rusty |
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SP here. I don't rape children. I rape only one child and it's barely even rape |
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New Randy Fine pic drops! |
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slim, sweaty SIL appreciating the warm glow of your incandescent lamps |
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The Parent Trap, aka, intense psychological torture of your children |
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LOCK OF THE DAY BAMA -6.5 vs Oklahoma |
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How did you respond to your mid-life crisis moment? |
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jcm should i leave my wife to woo my fat naked neighbor |
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one of my most vivid XO memories is backspace VCing while driving on pills |
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How the fuck is Utah back up to 13. They suck dick. |
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Spent the day running errands w family and enjoying my circumstances |
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Going to buy a pack of Newports? Why? I have cessation prescription pending |
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"Me? Well, I'm a performance artist. Online. For lawyers. And you?" |
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Trump may destroy JD Vance’s POTUS chances. Who is the right’s alternative? |
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Luna Lovegood gf: “let’s do ethereal roleplay!” Emma Watson gf: betrays JK |
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Joe Hisaishi Did Nothing Wrong |
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Your AI wife giving you a home full of children |
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are u sure? |
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Anti immigrant French hip hop crew "Raps Pale" |
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At the risk of sounding a complete anime novice, Spice and Wolf is 180 |
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Japanese anime based on Camp of the Saints: “Camp of the Sheepdogs” (link): |
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Alabama now has 2 quality losses. Look like a Lock for the playoffs. |
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lol at math teachers. researchers find first even prime number (link) |
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whok, CUM ITT |
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Elite golden Aaron Retrievers speaks out: “I really, really like 🎾” |
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Rachmiel's changed XO banner to: "We have such sheepdogs to show you" as of fall |
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This cop was just arrested for attempted murder |
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CS Lewis’s Abolition of Man ASMR is Japan’s most watched 2025 video (link) |
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Rate this pic of Rob Halford and me in Heaven |
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Lex, labs tp and I have been living in Link’s Awakening realm for 9 months |
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Happy Thanksgiving, white boys. 😻🦃 |
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Richard "Ricky" Rorty |
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happy thanksgiving from autoadmit and xo |
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Do we still do sister in law incest threading at this time of year? |
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cowgod, why hasnt there been a new elder scrolls game made in the past ten years |
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Having a few friends over for a "dinner party" costs like $400 now |
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Pokemons by clique |
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rate this azn antisemite |
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tfw no based and/or extremely online AZN gf |
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anyone watch the Louisville-Clemson game? |
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Todd Snider- anyone actually been to one of his shows? |
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My little girl seems pretty smart |
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The Legend of ZoZo: Rach’s Awakening 🐳🎶 |
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I'm glad I was a kid during Autoadmit's peak |
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Some spiders can count to three |
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This cop needs to be fired |
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Just looked up the cost of pizza delivery. Lol at this country. |
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