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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Gemini knows about Clique Theory |
05/05/26 |
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There's another deadly virus on a cruise ship right now (link) |
05/05/26 |
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LLMs as parlor trick to raise money for compute infrastructure |
05/05/26 |
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lol anyone have any stock tips like Micron? |
05/05/26 |
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i've been posting for 40 years and i think i just saw "(0)" for first time wtf |
05/05/26 |
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Stefon Diggs: not guilty on all counts |
05/05/26 |
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So many people don't realize just how Salient phenotype is |
05/05/26 |
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oomox in combat boots & chelsea haircut firing crisp sieg heils on LA sidewalk |
05/05/26 |
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AI, Crypto and Healthcare - the 3 biggest scams ever...now lets combine them all |
05/05/26 |
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“Ben Shapiro” disappearing like Cheshire Cat, only eyebrows and yarmulke rem |
05/05/26 |
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"i should've killed myself ages ago" i think again and again as the decades pass |
05/05/26 |
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how do i make a zero poast thread? what's the secret? |
05/05/26 |
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Zero poast thread here. I will never "be bumped." I will never "receive replies" |
05/05/26 |
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Leaving the Windows 95 Startup Sound on repeat as you leave the room temporarily |
05/05/26 |
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What should I expect if I encounter a Jew? |
05/05/26 |
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Agentic AI workflows that keep your context window pegged at 150k tokens minimum |
05/05/26 |
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Chart of average national gas prices since 1990 |
05/05/26 |
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White MONSTER murders + dismembers WOC on first date (link) |
05/05/26 |
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David Lynch type poast |
05/05/26 |
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🫃 <- you |
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Iran locks door behind US: “Now yous can’t leave.” |
05/05/26 |
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REAL Americans hate Islamoids, Nigs, Chinks, Women and Fags |
05/05/26 |
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Absolutely nothing on earth worse than a “Christian Boomer” lol holy shit |
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why wherever you go, the most violent criminals are black? |
05/05/26 |
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fyi white people aren't racist |
05/05/26 |
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reminder: romney would have boots on the ground in iran already |
05/05/26 |
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Trump’s war claims another victim |
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I have not ejac’d in literally months |
05/05/26 |
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Fuck my ass, kyle 🖕 |
05/05/26 |
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Libs if this is true then why is the govt refusing to publish it? |
05/05/26 |
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Just bought a Cobra DS-Adapt 2 hybrid, let's see what unfolds |
05/05/26 |
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Rach: 𝐒𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐮 |
05/05/26 |
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I should have put my life savings in AMD 2 years ago |
05/05/26 |
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It was obvious Drake Mallard ran the Hyman account, right? |
05/05/26 |
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UAE wants to smuggle oil overland now like Yemen and Iran, ttt shithold |
05/05/26 |
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The secret Jewish trick to make a zero-poast thread |
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cucumbers, here's how to make a 0 post thread |
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Ricky Ricky Ricky can’t you see sometimes your poasts just hypnotize me |
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are zero threads a good omen? |
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You can't make a video game look good with <4gb of RAM? Witcher 3? |
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A GTX 1660 should be overkill for modern games. GTX 1050ti should be mainstream |
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I follow this Israeli group that protests the occupation, genocide, etc. |
05/05/26 |
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I was nibbling on JCM's buttcheeks and I accidentally licked her asshole |
05/05/26 |
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Ro Khanna just got exposed. Lmao at you fags who worshipped him (link) |
05/05/26 |
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help! the elders of zion are censoring the board |
05/05/26 |
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Conclusive evidence that will put Spaceporn away for good 05/05/26 (0) |
05/05/26 |
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Some days I can't sleep past 5 am lately. Is this a getting old thing? |
05/05/26 |
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Nude Six Nine having a body betrayal boner as i suck his dick |
05/05/26 |
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Big fuckery by Anthropic exposed in my AI chat group |
05/05/26 |
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Conclusive evidence that will put Spaceporn away for good |
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Never forget the U.S.S. Liberty |
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that's right bucko they'll try to sink your USS Liberty b4 you can say ceasefire |
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i want to see hot men with big dicks |
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Based Jews protesting in NYC |
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Two cubic yards of 38 y/o wife |
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the 'based Jews' will save us from 'SPLC Tucker', guys, don't worry |
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Heart-warming dog video - link |
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Fuentes, Tucker, Owens, Megyn Kuntly - all SPLC paid whores |
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Asking Alexa and Siri which Halo game Cortana looked prettiest in |
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Notes on a non-profit indicted for bank fraud |
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The Lost Art of Keeping an Autoadmit account logged in |
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Beren and Luthien circa 2033, beyond the circles of the world |
05/05/26 |
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Could you quit acting like a poaster for just 5 minutes? - my forefathers to me |
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"He Died doing what he loved.... Spending time with other men Online...." |
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Buddy of mine was Liam Neeson’s body double in the Narnia trilogy |
05/05/26 |
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Freak house fire nearly killed my buddy last night |
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Hypo: Over the next 100 days, eat under 90,000 calories or over 900,000 calories |
05/05/26 |
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Eileen Gu & Alyssa Liu competing for your attention while you browse ZoZo |
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People in deep denial about XO's intermittent slow down + log in glitch economy |
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Crazy how spoiled we’ve all been by XO server hamsters’ stoicism over decade |
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Perfunctory May 2026 Height and Net Worth Megathread |
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CS Lewis’s Abolition of Man ASMR is Japan’s most watched 2025 video (link) |
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Japanese anime based on Camp of the Saints: “Camp of the Sheepdogs” (link): |
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The popularization of Autoadmit 2004-present, “ZoZo” 2012-present has |
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Camp of the Sheepdogs circa AD 2021 |
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Rachmiel planning surprise upgrade to Web 2.0 ZoZo: Frutiger Aero Edition |
05/05/26 |
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Is it just me, or does this website look like it was designed 30 years ago? |
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Cannons, if you will. |
05/05/26 |
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New reality show: “The PAYE Bachelor” the guy meets with 20 bankers to |
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Boss Babes with Large Cannons tp |
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Clique Theory is more low-concept/high-register incongruity 'xo humor' |
05/05/26 |
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G4 Nerd FMK: Candace Bailey, Alison Haislip, Morgan Webb |
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cannon, are you unnecessary noise? |
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Claude just eliminated junior level ibanking jobs (link) |
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sometimes just by looking at a person you can tell they're gonna die on a toilet |
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jcm taking ?s and insults wrt my healthy, happy marriage |
05/05/26 |
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Could you quit acting like a faggot for just 5 minutes? |
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Would you date girl with a substantial gaming backlog? |
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Cowgod: discuss 1080 Snowboarding ITT |
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The Heavenly music playing inside churches in Dragon Quest XI, tp 🌈 |
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"So w/o you Web 1.0 performance art wouldn't get made?" yr gf Anna Cramling asks |
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Told a girl I'm a key member of an Cyber Round Table of Online Wit and Wisdom |
05/05/26 |
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Rachmiel is the main protag of this Star Trek holodeck |
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the cork board is overrun with senseless jokes and we have no food |
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TFW no Jennifer Love Hewitt circa Garfield veterinarian mommy gf |
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Old LeBron won a playoff round with his kid |
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sometimes i think i'm here a lot. then i read 100+ beef threads and I'm lost |
05/05/26 |
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One thing about MOOSEMAXXING is the payoff is enormous |
05/05/26 |
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a roundhouse is the dialectical outcome of roundtable and longhouse |
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Fremont, CA has insane number of gorgeous GAPs (Gujarati American Princesses) |
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She turned a cyber roundtable into a cyber longhouse |
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What kind of relationship do you have with your fed/intel agency handlers? |
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Had a very pastoral and/or idyllic Earth Day, tp |
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Mina Kimes in tasteful lingerie asking you to scramble your Autoadmit pw |
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The Last Poasters, the Last Liberal, the Last Web 1.0 server hamsters |
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Hegseth threatens to unleash kamikaze dolphins against Iran |
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Josh Hartnett circa 2002 tp |
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sometimes I stop and think about TMF's life and I'm just like LJL |
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CSLewis: “descent, Resurrection are written on every page in story of Life” |
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"guess we didn't need to bomb those churches" (grand wizard reading VRA decision |
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ITT: Worst stock mistake you ever made |
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xo 2008: CGWBT. xo 2014: 2d cousin. xo 2018: shrew gf. xo'21: vodka gf. xo'25: ? |
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In a bar watching Arsenal - Madrid, taking Q's |
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“This used to be a paw board” lab friend, as cyperpunk posting era begins |
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Dream of quitting it all and living off the grid? Nothing $topping you |
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“Throw some dog shit on me” to Def Leopard |
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Griddy GF: needs you to text back; Compound GF: pushes through setbacks |
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libs will sometimes twitch & repeat the same thing they just said |
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warren buffett:"invest 2 max out ur compound interest"| poster builds $5m bunker |
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A chunk of moose brisket cured in salt & spices now hangs from the cabin rafters |
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Conservative douchbag fired from CNN over this outburst |
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Moose Palate Awakening |
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griddy gf: Ordered the standard cut; compound gf: Roasting the moose-butt |
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Arthoe gf wants to make "Museum of Unexpected Shticks" |
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Moose Picnics Always |
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XO 2026: living off moose for the rest of our lives |
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Dozens of MOOSE HAMS hanging from a rafters in a small, cedar-plank shack |
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WASP gf: obscure financial instruments; Ashkenazi gf: for breakfast, a blintz |
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Gujarati gf: options trading; WASP gf: gives you the option of trading |
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Moose Platter Assembly |
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garden variety ethnic criminals eternally fascinated with "the sopranos" |
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Psychonaut GF: Hallucinates on acid; AI GF: Hallucinates literally all the time |
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2nd cousin: CGWBT; AI GF: GPT |
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shrew gf: getting wasted at bars, ethereal gf: let's go look at the stars |
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Moose Pastrami Appetence |
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So Bondi really was the problem |
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Moose Prime Allotment |
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sometimes when you have a passing complaint and poast it on here and then |
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Entering Memorial Day neighborhood brisket cookoff, need clever team name |
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fuck man xo is back |
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rent boyardee |
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A moose heart the size of a human head roasting in a stone oven |
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"When did I lose my virginity? That's kind of a loaded question..." (Sp jr) |
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Man purees wife |
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I've been staring at this blasted web page for 20 straight years |
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whokebe hasn't poasted or lurked since April 30, 2026 bc he died |
05/05/26 |
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Puritan gf: cauldron of baked beans; Moose gf: stack of steaks, lean |
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fucked man from xo, black |
05/05/26 |
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Tip for jafar: “jewcumbers” sounds better than “kikecumbers” |
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kikecumbers (whore) had nigger james police molest her "perps" until |
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