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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Cowgod: discuss 1080 Snowboarding ITT |
05/05/26 |
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Freak house fire nearly killed my buddy last night |
05/05/26 |
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Leaving the Windows 95 Startup Sound on repeat as you leave the room temporarily |
05/05/26 |
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The Heavenly music playing inside churches in Dragon Quest XI, tp 🌈 |
05/05/26 |
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"So w/o you Web 1.0 performance art wouldn't get made?" yr gf Anna Cramling asks |
05/05/26 |
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Told a girl I'm a key member of an Cyber Round Table of Online Wit and Wisdom |
05/05/26 |
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Rachmiel is the main protag of this Star Trek holodeck |
05/05/26 |
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the cork board is overrun with senseless jokes and we have no food |
05/05/26 |
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TFW no Jennifer Love Hewitt circa Garfield veterinarian mommy gf |
05/05/26 |
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Old LeBron won a playoff round with his kid |
05/05/26 |
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sometimes i think i'm here a lot. then i read 100+ beef threads and I'm lost |
05/05/26 |
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David Lynch type poast |
05/05/26 |
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One thing about MOOSEMAXXING is the payoff is enormous |
05/05/26 |
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a roundhouse is the dialectical outcome of roundtable and longhouse |
05/05/26 |
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Fremont, CA has insane number of gorgeous GAPs (Gujarati American Princesses) |
05/05/26 |
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Clique Theory is more low-concept/high-register incongruity 'xo humor' |
05/05/26 |
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She turned a cyber roundtable into a cyber longhouse |
05/05/26 |
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What kind of relationship do you have with your fed/intel agency handlers? |
05/05/26 |
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Had a very pastoral and/or idyllic Earth Day, tp |
05/05/26 |
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Mina Kimes in tasteful lingerie asking you to scramble your Autoadmit pw |
05/05/26 |
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The Last Poasters, the Last Liberal, the Last Web 1.0 server hamsters |
05/05/26 |
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Hegseth threatens to unleash kamikaze dolphins against Iran |
05/05/26 |
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Josh Hartnett circa 2002 tp |
05/05/26 |
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sometimes I stop and think about TMF's life and I'm just like LJL |
05/05/26 |
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CSLewis: “descent, Resurrection are written on every page in story of Life” |
05/05/26 |
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"guess we didn't need to bomb those churches" (grand wizard reading VRA decision |
05/05/26 |
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ITT: Worst stock mistake you ever made |
05/05/26 |
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xo 2008: CGWBT. xo 2014: 2d cousin. xo 2018: shrew gf. xo'21: vodka gf. xo'25: ? |
05/05/26 |
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In a bar watching Arsenal - Madrid, taking Q's |
05/05/26 |
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“This used to be a paw board” lab friend, as cyperpunk posting era begins |
05/05/26 |
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Dream of quitting it all and living off the grid? Nothing $topping you |
05/05/26 |
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“Throw some dog shit on me” to Def Leopard |
05/05/26 |
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Griddy GF: needs you to text back; Compound GF: pushes through setbacks |
05/05/26 |
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libs will sometimes twitch & repeat the same thing they just said |
05/05/26 |
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warren buffett:"invest 2 max out ur compound interest"| poster builds $5m bunker |
05/05/26 |
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A chunk of moose brisket cured in salt & spices now hangs from the cabin rafters |
05/05/26 |
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Conservative douchbag fired from CNN over this outburst |
05/05/26 |
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Moose Palate Awakening |
05/05/26 |
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griddy gf: Ordered the standard cut; compound gf: Roasting the moose-butt |
05/05/26 |
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Arthoe gf wants to make "Museum of Unexpected Shticks" |
05/05/26 |
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Moose Picnics Always |
05/05/26 |
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XO 2026: living off moose for the rest of our lives |
05/05/26 |
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Dozens of MOOSE HAMS hanging from a rafters in a small, cedar-plank shack |
05/05/26 |
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WASP gf: obscure financial instruments; Ashkenazi gf: for breakfast, a blintz |
05/05/26 |
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Gujarati gf: options trading; WASP gf: gives you the option of trading |
05/05/26 |
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Moose Platter Assembly |
05/05/26 |
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Ricky Ricky Ricky can’t you see sometimes your poasts just hypnotize me |
05/05/26 |
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sometimes just by looking at a person you can tell they're gonna die on a toilet |
05/05/26 |
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garden variety ethnic criminals eternally fascinated with "the sopranos" |
05/05/26 |
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Just bought a Cobra DS-Adapt 2 hybrid, let's see what unfolds |
05/05/26 |
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Psychonaut GF: Hallucinates on acid; AI GF: Hallucinates literally all the time |
05/05/26 |
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2nd cousin: CGWBT; AI GF: GPT |
05/05/26 |
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shrew gf: getting wasted at bars, ethereal gf: let's go look at the stars |
05/05/26 |
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Moose Pastrami Appetence |
05/05/26 |
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So Bondi really was the problem |
05/05/26 |
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Moose Prime Allotment |
05/05/26 |
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sometimes when you have a passing complaint and poast it on here and then |
05/05/26 |
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Entering Memorial Day neighborhood brisket cookoff, need clever team name |
05/05/26 |
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fuck man xo is back |
05/05/26 |
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rent boyardee |
05/05/26 |
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A moose heart the size of a human head roasting in a stone oven |
05/05/26 |
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"When did I lose my virginity? That's kind of a loaded question..." (Sp jr) |
05/05/26 |
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Man purees wife |
05/05/26 |
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I've been staring at this blasted web page for 20 straight years |
05/05/26 |
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whokebe hasn't poasted or lurked since April 30, 2026 bc he died |
05/05/26 |
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Puritan gf: cauldron of baked beans; Moose gf: stack of steaks, lean |
05/05/26 |
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fucked man from xo, black |
05/05/26 |
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Tip for jafar: “jewcumbers” sounds better than “kikecumbers” |
05/05/26 |
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kikecumbers (whore) had nigger james police molest her "perps" until |
05/05/26 |
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Hypo: $200 per day to eat 1 Costco rotisserie chicken per day and nothing else. |
05/05/26 |
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Mighty Palatable Alces |
05/05/26 |
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Scamilio is mustering up every blackmailed retard and false testament he can |
05/05/26 |
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The implied universe of cartoons you caught only sometimes as a child |
05/05/26 |
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A cast iron pot bubbles with moose chili so dark it looks like paint |
05/05/26 |
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the cavalcade of nigger scammer spew BURSTING onto autoadmit in 2022 and on |
05/05/26 |
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Hypo: Over the next 100 days, eat under 90,000 calories or over 900,000 calories |
05/05/26 |
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i support israel and scamilio being obliterated by shotgun fire |
05/05/26 |
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Trump talks about 'killing Iranians' in front of room of kids in 'unhinged rant' |
05/05/26 |
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very cool pedophile freak infested website you have here |
05/05/26 |
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sometimes I have to pinch myself, remembering we have 9 years of Trump ahead |
05/05/26 |
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Griddy gf: QQQ; Compound gf: pew pew pew |
05/05/26 |
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Steam Controller sold out in minutes |
05/05/26 |
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should i get into trading stocks more |
05/05/26 |
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grid gf: needs the internet; compound gf: boiling the moose head |
05/05/26 |
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hey if you guys want some really gross used up whore pussy |
05/05/26 |
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The audacity of this limouisine shitlibs at the Met Gala, discuss |
05/05/26 |
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sometimes feel like I'm the only white person on this board |
05/05/26 |
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grid gf: meat wrapped in plastic; compound: hangin moose-pastrami, cured elastic |
05/05/26 |
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Modern efficiency gf: laments server glitch; ethereal gf: doesnt care if ur rich |
05/05/26 |
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The Croatian Cornflower |
05/05/26 |
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Putting bird seed mix from the dollar store in my yogurt every morning |
05/05/26 |
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May 2026, taking Qs on being middle aged in poverty |
05/05/26 |
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"Make an autoadmit poast that will get me at least 10 blank bumps. Make no mista |
05/05/26 |
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Jesus, I just realized Consuela has no idea who the Rosicrucians were, ljl |
05/05/26 |
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evan39 proles are always "totaling" their vehicles |
05/05/26 |
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Cluny the Scourge w head in paws as Cornflower records autumn harvest TikTok vi |
05/05/26 |
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A moose bone is split perfectly in half roasted and glowing with golden fat |
05/05/26 |
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Just joined a discord for residents of this area with a bunch of apartments |
05/05/26 |
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$400 million now the highest ask price of all time for 70,000 sqft Bel Air house |
05/05/26 |
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Wave Race-conscious affirmative action |
05/05/26 |
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I’m still lmaoing at anyone who bought “Nick Fuentes” libtard bullshit |
05/05/26 |
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if Israel killed/evicted all 2M gazans, would anything actually happen |
05/05/26 |
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The Redwall Cinematic Universe meets The Rachmiel Cinematic Universe (LINK) |
05/05/26 |
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It’s setting in for Dems that they’re fucked in November |
05/05/26 |
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Gemini knows about Clique Theory |
05/05/26 |
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Griddy GF: poasts around the clock; Compound GF: spicy moose stock |
05/05/26 |
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Stefon Diggs: not guilty on all counts |
05/05/26 |
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We're going off the grid but we'll still be able to poast, right? |
05/05/26 |
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Griddy GF: gaming on an emulator; Compound GF: fixing the generator |
05/05/26 |
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Trump: oh by the way we need 1b in taxpayer money for the ballroom lol |
05/05/26 |
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Were the badgers in the Redwall books supposed to be Nordics |
05/05/26 |
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Henry Rollins is a glow nigger and no one ever calls him out for it |
05/05/26 |
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Alito ABSOLUTELY GAEPS THE SHIT out of Kentanji Brown Jackson (link) |
05/05/26 |
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"in this analogy the munition is milk" |
05/05/26 |
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Griddy gf: steam, machines; Moose gf: watermill |
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Admiring my long, chadly dick and swinging balls in bathroom mirror |
05/05/26 |
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the years between 2003 - 2014 don't even feel like they really happened |
05/05/26 |
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Emilio is a 43 year old man obsessed with cs Lewis? Lol |
05/05/26 |
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Hasn’t eaten at Panda Express since 2003 but I post In every panda thread |
05/05/26 |
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Autoadmit Night Crew (2003-2026) |
05/05/26 |
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Angie Harmon circa 2003, slowly lowering herself onto your face |
05/05/26 |
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“Autoadmit.com” will become huge one day [the year is 2003…] |
05/05/26 |
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Friend of mine just annihilated his family, Asian wife and two HAPAs |
05/05/26 |
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Wtf is a "Cybermonastery" anyway (Investors skeptical of Rachmiel's biz plan) |
05/05/26 |
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McGriddle gf: I ain't no Hollandaise girl |
05/05/26 |
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Wtf is a "Steam Machine" anyway |
05/05/26 |
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ethereal art hoe gf: catch u if u fall :-) biglaw gf: always on call |
05/05/26 |
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Griddy GF: Steam Machine; Moose GF: lean protein |
05/05/26 |
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times square is more depressing than ever |
05/05/26 |
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Poast and Be kooky my guy |
05/05/26 |
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Is Ketanji ACTUALLY dumb? I'd like an objective, non-racist opinion |
05/05/26 |
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Ray Butts has eaten his last pancake |
05/05/26 |
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I need to hire a "Shabbos Gamer" to play through my backlog |
05/05/26 |
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Steam Machine Hitman Absolution bundle is a steal |
05/05/26 |
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NPB, what positions are you going to fuck your wife in today? |
05/05/26 |
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Steam Machine uses Zen3 and a GPU from 2019 but requires DDR5 what's the issue? |
05/05/26 |
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Are you more of a noxious AIDS infested retard or an AIDS dicknigger? |
05/05/26 |
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Jews: TRUMP IS GOING TO WAR, HE'S GOING TO BOMB IRAN!!! |
05/05/26 |
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Jizz. Penishole. |
05/05/26 |
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Matthias you need to cut the crap with "Cornflower" and "Martin the Warrior" |
05/05/26 |
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Raised on Redwall and Narnia books tp |
05/05/26 |
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Anyone own a MANSCAPED trimmer? Does it work better than others? |
05/05/26 |
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Harvest Moon: Friends of CyberMineral Town tp(s) |
05/05/26 |
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Opening Autoadmit’s choose your own adventure, u read: “Call me Rachmiel.” |
05/05/26 |
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how can we contact rach so that he restarts the server? postcard? |
05/05/26 |
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There ppl still working @ my old LOLFIRM after 15+ years |
05/05/26 |
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I performed my first dating CATFISH and it did NOT go too well |
05/05/26 |
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oh don't mind him. he's cranky when he hasn't had his mid-afternoon screen |
05/05/26 |
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Griddy GF: "S&P to the moon!"; Compound GF: gently tends your wound |
05/05/26 |
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Griddy gf: NASDAQ shares; Compound gf: fights off bears |
05/05/26 |
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