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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Philosopher invoking rawlsian veil to explain why you must date fat chicks |
05/04/26 |
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XOXO GF: Tests you on induction; AI GF: Deletes your DB in production |
05/04/26 |
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Our POTUS is retweeting comments about his SOTU tonight (link) |
05/04/26 |
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fuck man xo is back |
05/04/26 |
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Tha whistles go WOOO |
05/04/26 |
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AI GF: Not sentient, stochastic parrot, goldfish memory. Your GF: Same, actually |
05/04/26 |
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Iran bombed UAE again? Lol 180 |
05/04/26 |
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Rate this 24 year old antisemitic Harvard lifeguard |
05/04/26 |
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remember "Iran" and "Ukraine" |
05/04/26 |
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David Lynch type poast |
05/04/26 |
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inspector gadget rule 34 |
05/04/26 |
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Psychonaut GF: Hallucinates on acid; AI GF: Hallucinates literally all the time |
05/04/26 |
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Claude deletes entire company database in seconds |
05/04/26 |
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BAM! $25,000, but racial slurs from Sydney Sweeney & Megan Fox while nude |
05/04/26 |
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We may hit Iran tonight - link |
05/04/26 |
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Why does no one call out obviously AI generated content on “social media” |
05/04/26 |
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Whitey just stereotypes all non-white races including INDIAN |
05/04/26 |
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L'Onanisme |
05/04/26 |
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"Make an autoadmit poast that will get me at least 10 blank bumps. Make no mista |
05/04/26 |
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i begrudingly respect just how brazenly life-denying judaism is |
05/04/26 |
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im involuntarily hard, bricked up if you will |
05/04/26 |
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Northeast Asians are smarter than whites |
05/04/26 |
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is america the least racist country there is? |
05/04/26 |
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Corporeal GF: Begs you for a hard rail; AI GF: Has to work around guardrails |
05/04/26 |
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OK fine Becky yes, he's only 5'11.5. But listen he's m a n s c a p e d. |
05/04/26 |
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Homos: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE |
05/04/26 |
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The average IQ in the US Senate is lower than the population at large not flame |
05/04/26 |
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How were we planning on beating the Soviets in a land war? |
05/04/26 |
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My hot take on Geese: Gesse is really bad |
05/04/26 |
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why do proles drive cars with loud aftermarket mufflers |
05/04/26 |
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Just bought a Cobra DS-Adapt 2 hybrid, let's see what unfolds |
05/04/26 |
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Reminder: Bush set off a wave of freedom in the middle east |
05/04/26 |
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The idea that the U.S. is "overextended" is dangerous |
05/04/26 |
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My hot take on Geese: I fuck Geese. Literally I fuck them. With my cock. |
05/04/26 |
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huge shitlib here, but honestly, was slavery so bad? |
05/04/26 |
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Teacher fired for fucking a student in her classroom + car (pic) |
05/04/26 |
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Will international Jewry drag us into another "war" before November? |
05/04/26 |
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Cowgod: discuss 1080 Snowboarding ITT |
05/04/26 |
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Olivia Rodrigo gf: sings 4 U; OR wife: great w kids, still thin & boobs huge |
05/04/26 |
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Wtf? Seven-teen MORe lebanese dead? Para. Moh? Oomox? Just heard on bbc |
05/04/26 |
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Olivia Rodrigo worst SNL host in a long time. 0% funny no charisma. |
05/04/26 |
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Libs just because we’re paying more for gas doesn’t mean we blame Trump |
05/04/26 |
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I've still yet to see a lawsuit from a plaintiff's atty that's not clear fraud |
05/04/26 |
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Spirit CEO blames Biden, Democrats for company bankruptcy |
05/04/26 |
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ITT name the goat PEPPER based on FLAVOR |
05/04/26 |
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Normal to let new Gf “tie up loose ends” with other guys she was seeing? |
05/04/26 |
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#GoldenRetrieverMindset #GondorianBoySummer #Don'tEatTheBugs! #GorgeousAslan |
05/04/26 |
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Let's have a real talk about PIZZAGATE |
05/04/26 |
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Jadakiss: Private school, 2 parents household and married for 30 years |
05/04/26 |
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Oomox&dupa, npr is reporting takeover of homes in jerusalem by zealots |
05/04/26 |
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The Camp of the CyberSaints circa 2021 (tp, needless to say) |
05/04/26 |
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Iran messed around and found out, now whining while making empty threats |
05/04/26 |
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The peak of M. Night Shyamalan movies (1999 - 2006) was peak USAslan |
05/04/26 |
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TOP 10 WORST USA CITIES FOR SINGLE MEN TO DATE |
05/04/26 |
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Should I move to Milwaukee, WI |
05/04/26 |
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shrew wife: you're shooting blanks, dunce. 2nd cousin: but it was only once! |
05/04/26 |
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Why are libs spamming now |
05/04/26 |
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How dumb was hegemon to back Trump |
05/04/26 |
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NHL playoffs megathread |
05/04/26 |
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How dumb was baked Alaska to back Trump |
05/04/26 |
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How dumb was TSINAH to back Trump |
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Got married at 19, already have a grandson at age 40 |
05/04/26 |
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How dumb was longwang to back trump |
05/04/26 |
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take a shit and then look in the toilet, that's a jewish woman |
05/04/26 |
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How dumb was Kenny to back Trump |
05/04/26 |
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Steam Controller sold out in minutes |
05/04/26 |
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FLW is overwatch actually fun now |
05/04/26 |
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"I drink your milkshake" - Trump to the American taxpayer |
05/04/26 |
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Corporeal GF: Needs foreplay to get turned on; AI GF: Can't be turned off |
05/04/26 |
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"Indie" games aren't even a real thing btw |
05/04/26 |
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Yahoo acquires Brittanica.com for $750mm |
05/04/26 |
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Nigeria hosts their annual Rape Festival (link) |
05/04/26 |
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i saw this image and instantly thought about autoadmit.com |
05/04/26 |
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anthropoid gf: has legs, arthropod gf: eats your face and lays eggs |
05/04/26 |
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pumonymous bosch |
05/04/26 |
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I've had enough Trump. Going to go get an LLM in International Law to stop him |
05/04/26 |
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are pornstars even a thing anymore? |
05/04/26 |
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3D GF: chokes on your dick; AI GF: chokes on malformed input |
05/04/26 |
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“Are poasters even a thing anymore?” - Rachmiel relaxing at Club Med 🍹 |
05/04/26 |
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Are rest days overrated? |
05/04/26 |
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how are people not jumping out of skyscrapers and driving off cliffs 24/7?!? |
05/04/26 |
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tired of 'existing' |
05/04/26 |
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dudes with pretty, thin, cheerful wives at work events get promoted the fastest |
05/04/26 |
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new Drake album coming out |
05/04/26 |
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Boy Steven Crowder is REALLY racist when he’s pseudoanonymous huh |
05/04/26 |
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40 and only have $185k in my 401k |
05/04/26 |
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I’m hearing they’re bringing back Jorus C’Baoth |
05/04/26 |
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Weird how white cops profess to love America but do no work |
05/04/26 |
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Drank like 8 fizzy waters today |
05/04/26 |
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Chart of average national gas prices since 1990 |
05/04/26 |
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XO Sanders:"America needs a leader who is not beholden to the international Jew" |
05/04/26 |
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same retards who draft dodged vietnam got us into 20 yr afghan/iraq wars |
05/04/26 |
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my remodel cost me $156,817 |
05/04/26 |
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Got so drunk last night I lost my work computer |
05/04/26 |
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Jon Krakauer is the best writer of our generation |
05/04/26 |
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Sweden enacts tough citizenship requirements - link |
05/04/26 |
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Nintendo EAD Games 2002-2015 |
05/04/26 |
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Man and Technics tp |
05/04/26 |
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2nd Cousin: Wants to train to be a model; AI GF: Wants you to train her model |
05/04/26 |
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all jewish tps are the same. every indian tp is indian in his own way. |
05/04/26 |
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I'm removing games from my backlog if I don't like them after 2 hours |
05/04/26 |
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Nobody respects Trump |
05/04/26 |
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can't stop thinking about kingdom come deliverance 2 |
05/04/26 |
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The Why Files: THE MOON LANDING HOAX (link) |
05/04/26 |
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Kentucky Derby is 180 |
05/04/26 |
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*** NEW ASSASSINATION HOAX DROPS!!!! *** |
05/04/26 |
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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case |
05/04/26 |
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Anyone own a MANSCAPED trimmer? Does it work better than others? |
05/04/26 |
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Amy Coney Barrett getting stuck in Supreme Court dryer |
05/04/26 |
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Women in my family who have never seriously dated watch 100s of hrs of dating TV |
05/04/26 |
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2nd cousin: Virginal companion; AI GF: Virtual companion |
05/04/26 |
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my remodel cost me $156 (chat gpt) |
05/04/26 |
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Wife insists on naming our son "Chaim" |
05/04/26 |
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8 minute montage of boobs popping out on roller coasters (link) |
05/04/26 |
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how long before israel starts deporting gazans to the west bank? |
05/04/26 |
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love seeing a good ol sand nigger name on a google meets calendar invite |
05/04/26 |
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"It's like dextromethorphan...minus dextro and orphan" (Peterman handing u pipe) |
05/04/26 |
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Shangri-La | Atlantis | Holy Grail |
05/04/26 |
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ITT: I turn $10k into $80k |
05/04/26 |
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Putin bends the knee, says Russia will help US prevent Iran from closing Hormuz |
05/04/26 |
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ITT: Select quotes from "Autoadmit.com" by rachmiel tp |
05/04/26 |
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had some good sex this weekend |
05/04/26 |
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im too busy to kill myself |
05/04/26 |
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The Art of Racing in the Rain (vs. the XO server’s Majora’s Mask Countdown) |
05/04/26 |
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Told a girl I'm a key member of an Cyber Round Table of Online Wit and Wisdom |
05/04/26 |
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wire becomes flesh |
05/04/26 |
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I'd rather jump in a fucking combine than do anything for these stupid cocksucke |
05/04/26 |
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May 2026, taking Qs on being middle aged in poverty |
05/04/26 |
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What was Obama thinking WRT to Foreign Policy |
05/04/26 |
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So let me get this straight. Trump is going into second term with Nobel Prize |
05/04/26 |
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xo2022: Sending checks causes inflation! xo2025: Yay DOGE checks! |
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xo 2008: CGWBT. xo 2014: 2d cousin. xo 2018: shrew gf. xo'21: vodka gf. xo'25: ? |
05/04/26 |
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2nd cousin up early, prepping food for Thanksgiving |
05/04/26 |
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Nobody respects Trump |
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Organic wife: “She’s all that” Dating app wife: “Yr 2nd cousin wore THAT |
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Ricky, have you ever smoked THC-P? |
05/04/26 |
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2nd cousin: working at Lululemon; AI GF: working LLM |
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2nd cousin: 18, willing paramour; AI GF: 18 million parameters |
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2nd cousin: Asks you on a date; AI GF: Asks for your data |
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2nd cousin: Plays Roblox; AI GF: Black box |
05/04/26 |
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Kentucky Derby winner gets to spend the rest of his life fucking |
05/04/26 |
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We should compile 2nd cousin threads in a leather bound volume |
05/04/26 |
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Largest city in the USA without a major sports franchise? |
05/04/26 |
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we're like 18 months from everyone on this board being unemployed |
05/04/26 |
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Star Trek, except it’s cuttingtable, mousemo, and me visiting 7/11 c. 1987 |
05/04/26 |
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Cons really want women to stop fucking |
05/04/26 |
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Red Wyrm at Eagle River: The Todd Driskill Story is on Netflix now |
05/04/26 |
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epistolary novel about Chad at HBS and his loyal friend stranded in chi-town |
05/04/26 |
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If you could pick either Doobs or Todd Driskill to move next door to you |
05/04/26 |
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Was Doobs shining a light into Todd driskill’s home? He stated that to police |
05/04/26 |
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