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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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*FBI Agent spreads butthole* “I’m Spaceporn Jr!” *whole office laughs* |
05/15/26 |
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* a single, manly tear streams down his face as he turns off the light * |
05/15/26 |
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beach boys “i get around” plays as BP sprays uzi at sidewalk full of gooks |
05/15/26 |
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Auntie i want juice and love marriage and many touch for the chocobar please |
05/15/26 |
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Just had a horrific experience at what was previously one of my favorite bars. |
05/15/26 |
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Rating poasters as excerpts from briefs that Tommy T has filed. |
05/15/26 |
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THE BETAMORPHOSIS. |
05/15/26 |
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If 18 posters blank bump, I will post a pic of me with 3 doods in a hot tub |
05/15/26 |
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There must be some kind of way out of here, said pepito to luis |
05/15/26 |
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*eats a liquor store sandwich alone at the empty zozo hotel lobby* |
05/15/26 |
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if you don't reply to this thread, You're Gay |
05/15/26 |
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COME ON DOWN TO MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA |
05/15/26 |
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kinda seems like most poasters have already been perma-Logged Out |
05/15/26 |
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diapered tuna hungrily staring at your golden retriever |
05/15/26 |
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*WH phone rings at 4am* *Trump answers fully dressed in suit and tie* |
05/15/26 |
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"Sup Brady! It's great hearing from you. Hope chi-town is treating you well. But |
05/15/26 |
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a pale irish girl, boiling potatoes for an asian man at breakfas |
05/15/26 |
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11 years after XO, normies are learning about the KARS4KIDS scam |
05/15/26 |
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IMPORTANT REMINDER: The woman you love? Your future wife? |
05/15/26 |
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Oh gimme the BeefBoy and free my soul... |
05/15/26 |
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Shit threads with low poast counts that get bumped for days |
05/15/26 |
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My backup for AutoAdmit is AutoAdmit |
05/15/26 |
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HAPPY FRIDAY, NIGGERS! |
05/15/26 |
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Why can't black women order a sandwich w/o making a scene? |
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Arkan walking out of church at 6:45 am on a Sunday, holding his shoes |
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The failed 'turning points' of Trump's campaign implosion: |
05/15/26 |
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THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU |
05/15/26 |
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*Julia's hungry baby throwing crumpled $20 bills at her feet* |
05/15/26 |
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So PLTR is just some gay dudes in Boulder with an Excel file? |
05/15/26 |
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WMTP w/ a chopstick in each nostril, barking like a walrus while I fuck his ass |
05/15/26 |
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🚨🚨 EMERGENCY XO BACKUP DISCORD 🚨🚨 |
05/15/26 |
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"house rule: shoes off, hats on" said the whiteknight, throwing Chad a pussyhat |
05/15/26 |
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Can't log in anymore. It's over. |
05/15/26 |
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ITT: Name the book based on ChatGPT's ≤10 word description |
05/15/26 |
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"Are you choking in there?!" shrieked the white knight, pounding on her locked d |
05/15/26 |
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wait, that dumb chick is 26 and wrote TWO memoirs??!! |
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"This is what democracy looks like!" shrieked the purple haired cunt. |
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"Judges" are nothing but thugs in black dresses |
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I want total chaos communism |
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Does anyone have a list of TOMMY TURDSKIN MONIKERS? |
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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA. |
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iPhone just said "ITS NIGGER TIME" and everyone around started eeking and ooking |
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Ice-T: “This one’s a real sicko. Did a thing called the playroom hotdog.” |
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XO Twitter is currently recruiting racists, misogynists, and anti-semites. |
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"Even my monocle?" Peterman asked the repo man. "Especially your monocle." |
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Richmond, VA shooter wrote "Mock, Defame, Threaten" on bullet casings (link) |
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Halford playin flamenco guitar as Doobs flails around in bodybag |
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Halford's EBOLAPiG Craigslist ad |
05/15/26 |
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White Girl asks Azn man "Is it in yet?" Why? |
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“Daddy, Is It In Yet?” The sp jr story |
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HE’S GAY! HE’S DEAD! HE’S HANGING IN MY SHED: SPACEPORN JOOONYERRR!!!!! |
05/15/26 |
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Got a little "rapey" with a diminutive Asian guy at the gym |
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Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today |
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99 year old jellyfish found living in NYC fire hydrant |
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"You a cop?" Peterman asked the trucker, narrowing his beady eyes |
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Mildly autistic 5s in marching band who are really curious about sucking cock |
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a poast in the mind is worth two on the bort |
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The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes Tehran. |
05/15/26 |
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going to start greeting people w "you look unwell, what's wrong?" |
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Don’t mean to be water down query about cannon being a pedo but crowder is bum |
05/15/26 |
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Chud The Builder just shot a guy (a nigger chimped out) |
05/15/26 |
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listen to the DEI indoctrination at U-Penn Dickinson Law |
05/15/26 |
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Temporary XO Backup - https://xoxohth.substack.com |
05/15/26 |
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holy shit i just got in |
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<stitches together rap music, africans & time jumps> "welcome to The Odyssey" |
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"Odyssey" set in jet black Africa or Baltimore or something would be cool |
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Has Hang Kikenski aka Longwang slimed up out of his hole again? |
05/15/26 |
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CSLG abandoned his kids. rach abandoned xo. |
05/15/26 |
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exeunt can reach rachmiel. does anyone know how to reach exeunt? |
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The Next Twelve Months of Nate Silver's 538.com Headlines: |
05/15/26 |
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This is Emilio when xo goes down and he can no longer poast (link) |
05/15/26 |
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found a video of azn female MPA |
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actually absurd that there are "people" who don't support chud the builder |
05/15/26 |
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$5000 sitting in cash at Schwab. What should I buy? |
05/15/26 |
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was xo broken all day yesterday for anyone else |
05/15/26 |
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The scamdadis have my phone tapped and keylogged. If this is my last poast tell |
05/15/26 |
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LET ME LOG IN GODDAMMIT |
05/15/26 |
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Latest revisionist history is that Troy was critically acclaimed |
05/15/26 |
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You are out of free AutoAdmit messages until 5:50 PM |
05/15/26 |
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If this is my last thread ever, tell luis I love him and his gay ponytail |
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Poasters are reporting that they can't log in. |
05/15/26 |
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I was completely unable to function as a human when the site was down |
05/15/26 |
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Maybe its a GOOD thing xo is on its last legs... Spend more time |
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We gotta get as much poasting in as possible this morning before it slows down a |
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If this is my last thread ever, tell jafar he was right about everything |
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Fed sleeps while hard core inflation rages |
05/15/26 |
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Really thought niggerstomper59 would be the last voice heard here for all time |
05/15/26 |
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SP oddly silent about his shed. Can't image what horrors are taking place inside |
05/15/26 |
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Jeet takes 500mg weed gummie and walks into a gay bar (video) |
05/15/26 |
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Only 3/26 players on the French soccer team are French |
05/15/26 |
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wow, Brandy Melville is using pics with their model's faces in them again |
05/15/26 |
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Trump fellating Xi is so embarrassing Jfc |
05/15/26 |
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US Army: quantity has a quality of its own; Russia: hold my kvass |
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This is it boys, I can't log in on my phone. Poast em if you got em |
05/15/26 |
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intermittent poasting |
05/15/26 |
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XO discord |
05/15/26 |
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would you eat this pancake |
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Adolf Hitler's "Mein Kampf" but its abt ur wife bringing up god damn dishes agai |
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sometimes i log out now just to chase the high of a successful login |
05/15/26 |
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gunnerat is doing some deranged shit right now elsewhere and pissing people off |
05/15/26 |
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Let's arrange emergency/backup communications in the event of another glitch. |
05/15/26 |
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AutoAdmit issues tied to KARS4KIDS lawsuit (NYT) |
05/15/26 |
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I’ve got a weeks worth of pithy commentary to poast |
05/15/26 |
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Zozo. Its okay, daddy's home |
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Reminder to print out your favorite threads before being logged out later. |
05/15/26 |
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US blocks several Chinese shipmens coming from Iran |
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"Sir, reports are coming in of an xo Renaissance." "Shut it down" |
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"The TS stands for top secret," Agent Jenkins lied to his supervisor |
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DADDY! PLEASE NO!! NOT ANOTHER PLAYROOM HOTDOG!!! ðŸ˜ðŸ¤¡ðŸ¤« |
05/15/26 |
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TT6 is retarded |
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Nippon, what happened here, by the way? |
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"Care to explain, Agent Jenkins?" "Well Senator, we had no idea he was so insane |
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ME LOVE ZOZO *does ahegao face* |
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*1930s radio voice* “today in the jewish numbers, ...” |
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"Agent Jenkins speaking, who is this?" Distorted garbled voice: "ZoooZooo" |
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Trumpmos- Would any of you trust him alone in a room with your daughter? |
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Poast ITT if you STAND WITH Chud "Nigger Obliterator" The Builder |
05/15/26 |
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Girl said: "We should do this more often" after drink. Code for sex? |
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Biz Idea: Brandy Melvin Teen Porn Site |
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Gun to head: 1994 demographics in perpetuity, or 1994 tech in perpetuity? |
05/15/26 |
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FROM WHOKEBE'S NOVEL |
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“Trump will lower prices by imposing massive tariffs” the trumpmo explained |
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"He really likes it there," the psych ward nurse muses above your catatonic form |
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Where are we on Greenland? Trump promised! |
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"Now, the straightjacket. Observe: the mental patient blames a 'login glitch'" |
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Thiel & Scott Bessant sharing a smirk as they pass Mar-e-Lago's Bowling Alley |
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5 Italians Killed On A Dive In The Maldives - 2 Hot Young Girls (PICS) |
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XOXO is the Dark Forest Theory of the Universe manifested in a chatboardt |
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Chinese girl complains of smell in Canadian classrooms b/c so many jeets |
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Has Spaceporn come out of his hibernation cycle to squanch again? |
05/15/26 |
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Prof. Spaceprawn, Chair of Yung Ho Fuk Studies, Dickinson University |
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Trump issues EO to cancel inflation |
05/15/26 |
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*John McLaughlin voice* “Item! Club Mandingo! Eleanor? Pat? Discuss” |
05/15/26 |
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"So without you, bort outage would be exactly the same," Grimes asks narrow-eyed |
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Girl I've been seeing has tattoo on hip says "Stay Wild" wants to get serious |
05/15/26 |
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He's Assfaggot, check it and see he's got an IQ of 133 |
05/15/26 |
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Using your one login a day to bump a 2016 AssFaggot thread |
05/15/26 |
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Fucking bort is getting slow again. At least we got a couple good hours in |
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"Login glitch made me unhappy," explained lawyer who has always been miserable |
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I had no outlet for my mentally ill thoughts when xo didn't work. (NYT) |
05/15/26 |
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Insightful xoers, can I like Olivia Dean or is she a simulacrum or something |
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for want of a login a poast was lost |
05/15/26 |
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former lawyer in psych ward yelling "i logged back in!" |
05/15/26 |
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putting a full clip in a politician this week |
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Ew Becky, no, he's in his Anaretic degree. No one wants to deal with that. |
05/15/26 |
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The FBI needs to shut down this dumpster fire of a “website,” seize all data |
05/15/26 |
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Arrived in The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, the homeland of Michael Jordan! |
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"Now revoke the SSL cert served to anyone who isn't schizophrenic" |
05/15/26 |
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What will you do if the login glitch comes back this afternoon? |
05/15/26 |
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I HATE OUR WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY |
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