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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Gunner. No wife. No kid. No career. |
11/16/25 |
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Rach finally texted me back, said he’d be back in ~2 weeks from cig run |
11/16/25 |
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slim, sweaty SIL appreciating the warm glow of your incandescent lamps |
11/16/25 |
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lighthouse poaster sending N-I-G-G-E-R by Aldis lamp |
11/16/25 |
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biglaw practice area with highest mommy gf density? |
11/16/25 |
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Mexicans are not happy with President (((Sheinbaum))) (pic) |
11/16/25 |
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be careful, and be kind |
11/16/25 |
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Would u let a JET WHITE congo seagull do lasik eye surgery on u for 50% off |
11/16/25 |
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Jumping spider has a regular sleep schedule, sleeps like a lazy bitch |
11/16/25 |
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π₯ Champagne Socialism π₯ |
11/16/25 |
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Jumping spiders are born clumsy and dumb, six months later they have PhDs |
11/16/25 |
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That "spider web" is really just an enormous eardrum tuned to detect mosquitos |
11/16/25 |
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Landlord Redditor makes thread. Hilarity ensues. |
11/16/25 |
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Jumping spider shows rudimentary signs of altruism |
11/16/25 |
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hypo: you are married *but* you never pay capital gains tax again |
11/16/25 |
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Leased a Cybertruck today |
11/16/25 |
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"show me the cum!" (gunnerauttt convinced his bf is faking orgasms) |
11/16/25 |
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My mum was a 17-year-old free spirit - so she was locked up and put in a coma |
11/16/25 |
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Tony Soprano explaining Meghan Markle to Queen Elizabeth: "A charcoal briquette? |
11/16/25 |
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invaginated computer |
11/16/25 |
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those videos of Kensington St, Philadelphia are fucking terrifying |
11/16/25 |
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Patel Philippe or Turban Jurgensen? |
11/16/25 |
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SP have you commented on the Virginia elections? particularly AG race |
11/15/25 |
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"This guy is Satan" thought the Redditor as his landlord fixed his clogged toile |
11/15/25 |
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Good video on spider cognitiion just dropped |
11/15/25 |
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OSU: yeah that building is actually part of the campus too |
11/15/25 |
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lawsuit against Nancy Mace, HOLY SHIT she's crazy |
11/15/25 |
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Board dipshit neonazis enraged SP and Hitler have something major in common |
11/15/25 |
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OSU: good luck finding some trees or some shade or a building that looks nice |
11/15/25 |
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Jim_Kelly wearing a ‘What Would Joanna Gaines Do’ wristband |
11/15/25 |
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OSU acceptance rate 64% Umich 16% |
11/15/25 |
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hypo: u are married to joanna gaines *but* u have to live in gainesville florida |
11/15/25 |
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SEC night games have to be the most prole type of football game. |
11/15/25 |
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Helium shortage? Just turn on a vacuum cleaner in space and get more |
11/15/25 |
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Gunner is really trash isn’t he |
11/15/25 |
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Emilio, I found Luis’s TikTok, 100% not flame |
11/15/25 |
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Joanna Gaines. Cohen Benefits. |
11/15/25 |
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Dad, there was more helium in the early universe but it became iron |
11/15/25 |
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Bill Ackman: May I meet you before I engage you further? |
11/15/25 |
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Look dad, everything is either fermion or a boson. Fuck your religion |
11/15/25 |
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Watching Korean pop stars act like American ghetto blacks is truly bizarre |
11/15/25 |
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Pauli exclusion principle: the non-law of physics you're told to treat as a law |
11/15/25 |
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They call it the Pauli Exclusion Principle because no one wants to call it a LAW |
11/15/25 |
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Trump Considering Plan To Make Mortgages Transferrable To New Home |
11/15/25 |
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Chinese car tries to copy Range Rover stunt, fails (video) |
11/15/25 |
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Want to piss off a physicist? Ask them what the Pauli exclusion principle is |
11/15/25 |
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Georgia v Texas |
11/15/25 |
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Standard model's MOE is >5 std deviations, but 5 std deviations gets u published |
11/15/25 |
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Christmas in Tahoe tp |
11/15/25 |
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I would commit genuine atrocities to get my ex gf back or equivalent |
11/15/25 |
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tsinah the UP is "nice" for like 2-2.5 mo's out of the year |
11/15/25 |
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Is it “suck on my dick” or “suckle my dick”? Asking for a friend. |
11/15/25 |
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So all these tiki torch carry trumpmos are career pwned for life right? |
11/15/25 |
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jshaddeus stevens |
11/15/25 |
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Adiabatic explosions are hotter than the sun and you can create them in a jar |
11/15/25 |
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What if the sun became so hot it looked blue? It could happen at any time |
11/15/25 |
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Immigrants move into neighborhood, build massive monstrosity addition for 3 gens |
11/15/25 |
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(((Jafar))) lives near Ben Shapiro in Little Israel (S. Florida) |
11/15/25 |
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"you should totally run for congress, my friend!" (tsinah's adderall addiction) |
11/15/25 |
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Sorry cons but the Portland frog is amazing |
11/15/25 |
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"at least i had fun at the gay bars" (tsinah after getting no offered by cslg) |
11/15/25 |
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Poast ITT and get heroic couplet |
11/15/25 |
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Luna Lovegood gf: “let’s do ethereal roleplay!” Emma Watson gf: betrays JK |
11/15/25 |
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benzo what does trailer park meth go for these days? |
11/15/25 |
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a veritable kike mafia, if you will |
11/15/25 |
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ITT we discuss the various space marine legions |
11/15/25 |
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spirit desire, spirit desire, spirit desire, we will fall |
11/15/25 |
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trump's private study has no desk, just a bunch of book free shelves π€£ |
11/15/25 |
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kike cartel tp |
11/15/25 |
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women that vape and smoke weed. red flags? would you not marry one over this? |
11/15/25 |
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i used to think it was an XO exaggeration. but Israel really does run America |
11/15/25 |
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When lightning strikes a lake why dont all the fish die? |
11/15/25 |
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is flyusa.com any good? |
11/15/25 |
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You really don't want the sun to get hotter than it is, that's the main takehome |
11/15/25 |
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blocking epstein files apparently an emergency requiring use of situation room |
11/15/25 |
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yooper tp here. hung out with my niece & nephew this weekend |
11/15/25 |
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Fellow YOOPERS; are any of you going to Mountain Top Festival this year. |
11/15/25 |
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Luis’s Theme (melody of A Whole New World): πΆ A rich inner world… π |
11/15/25 |
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Any other Yoopers on here? |
11/15/25 |
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jcm rating poasters as beloved pieces of music itt |
11/15/25 |
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Scrooge McDuck backstroking through piles of Jewish shoes |
11/15/25 |
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A Dream of ZoZo-ing… πΉπΈπΊπ·πΌπΏππ±
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11/15/25 |
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Ohio gets Toledo. Michigan gets Wisconsin. Wisconsin votes for Trump. Yoopers! |
11/15/25 |
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Sorry, LAND O' LAKES doesn't make you a YOOPER ya dum hodag! |
11/15/25 |
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Dodgers gf: "<3 my colonizer bf" Blue Jays gf: nostalgia for old UK commonwealth |
11/15/25 |
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oh we just a bunch of fuckin yoopers who went v10 |
11/15/25 |
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Rate this 180 YOOPER accent |
11/15/25 |
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this yooper guy seems like he knows what's up |
11/15/25 |
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Blackbody radiation oven |
11/15/25 |
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Guy Fieri is a national treasure. |
11/15/25 |
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Mexicans doing a January 6th |
11/15/25 |
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Physicists need to address Zeno's paradox before doing anything else |
11/15/25 |
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I'm going to be with you in a moment *Al Pacino 'Ricky Roma' voice* |
11/15/25 |
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Fuentes is going so hard at Trump, only a matter of time till Trump responds dir |
11/15/25 |
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Why do women whimper and moan during sex? |
11/15/25 |
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XO downers, your best days are still ahead of you!!!! |
11/15/25 |
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*takes screenshot of xo to show to mom at thanksgiving* |
11/15/25 |
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Gay Ass Faggots Poasting Hard As Fuck |
11/15/25 |
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rate this archetypal 2nd cousin |
11/15/25 |
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fishing hat, great coat, pipe, glasses |
11/15/25 |
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Why do proles think "half goes to taxes" |
11/15/25 |
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CERN just gave quantum physicists something to chew on |
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Most normies don't even see a diff between pedo and ephebo |
11/15/25 |
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keep cooking, stay goated, never be mid, fr go hard and rizz up that knowledge |
11/15/25 |
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Gay Ass Nigga Going Hard As Fuck |
11/15/25 |
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psychic stares into crystal ball, brow furrowing. "I see.. I see a pile of shoes |
11/15/25 |
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How much blood and plasma can you safely sell each week?!? |
11/15/25 |
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Having a film backlog is way better than a gaming backlog |
11/15/25 |
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"excuse me sir, I--" *falls and rolls down earth's curved surface* |
11/15/25 |
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What are the most prestigious gigs for Santa Claus? |
11/15/25 |
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson voice: but what we DON'T know is why matter exists! |
11/15/25 |
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Cons your intellectual thought leader is a homosexual Mexican? |
11/15/25 |
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Qualcomm or Apple or Mossad in your phone, can't trust South Korea/Samsung |
11/15/25 |
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Mark Levin and Ben Shapiro are incredibly charismatic and likable, which worries |
11/15/25 |
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What should be the estate tax rate? |
11/15/25 |
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Particle physics is just cryptozoology at the subatomic level |
11/15/25 |
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Particle physics increasingly seen as dead |
11/15/25 |
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Trump is a gay orange pedophile who raped old ugly women |
11/15/25 |
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all Jews have left is 'Trump sucked off Bill Clinton, Hitler had 1 testicle..' |
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I hate the republican caucus |
11/15/25 |
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Protip galaxies making neon are old. JWST sees an old galaxy making it it's over |
11/15/25 |
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Gen X Student loan balances are PROOF that they're Poor than millennials |
11/15/25 |
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*balloons fall out of rafters as Jews expulsed from 110th country* |
11/15/25 |
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Mainlining, have you visited the National Towing Museum in Chattanooga? |
11/15/25 |
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Mr. Jinx dressing as a Hazara boy after seeing The Kite Runner |
11/15/25 |
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If doesn't show cause and effect it ain't science, never was |
11/15/25 |
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? |
11/15/25 |
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Trump is one sick fuck |
11/15/25 |
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Buckley Carlson sailing in 'White Ass Nigger Going Hard As Fuck' t-shirt |
11/15/25 |
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Fully clothed Bill Clinton pissing on nude Donald Trump's face as a favor |
11/15/25 |
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Bill Ackman gives relationship advice to young people (link) |
11/15/25 |
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Accidentally left gay porn streaming |
11/15/25 |
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Trump gay as hell, dawg |
11/15/25 |
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Why are they no longer afraid of Trump? |
11/15/25 |
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"Old White Einstein didn't know about muon wobble" bellowed the blue haired PhD |
11/15/25 |
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Trump and his Jew family are crashing out |
11/15/25 |
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Tucker's son is a Groyper, retweeting Nick |
11/15/25 |
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Friends sitcom but with Greek Olympians |
11/15/25 |
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hitler’s speeches were filled with tangents on “playroom bratwurst” |
11/15/25 |
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Goth girl neighbor just said “this but unironically” in convo: twins tp? |
11/15/25 |
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'No 'Girlbosses', please. Thanks.' |
11/15/25 |
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take your gay haiku and shove it up your asshole. fucking retardo |
11/15/25 |
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Gunner is deeply disturbed. Should not remarry or have kids. |
11/15/25 |
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The board pedos here lose their minds when they learn my before tax is 1.2 mill |
11/15/25 |
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Will you faggots edit/review a love letter to my ex girlfriend? |
11/15/25 |
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Pedo trump needs to be executed by an angry father hth |
11/15/25 |
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Reminder that bald nerd Moby definitely fucked 16 y.o. Natalie Portman |
11/15/25 |
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Going to Madeira and Ireland next year w my wife and kid |
11/15/25 |
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Maybe Dems should try another impeachment against Trump |
11/15/25 |
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And on the eighth day God made the muon wobble? He wasn't done? |
11/15/25 |
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