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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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sometimes i wish i could "re-poast" other poasters' xo poasts |
11/20/25 |
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Update on the subordinate I slept with |
11/20/25 |
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does anyone else use a gaming mouse in biglaw? |
11/20/25 |
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Is CRICKET the most complicated sport? |
11/20/25 |
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give me some quality "gaggle of cute zoomer girls admiring" threads |
11/20/25 |
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anyone remember the night before tgiving in college |
11/20/25 |
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Biz idea: gay pizza parlor called “Pozza” |
11/20/25 |
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gaggle of cute zoomer girls admiring ur glowing mechanical keyboard |
11/20/25 |
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bailing your sugarbabies out of jail at 3AM on a Tuesday |
11/20/25 |
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Kamalasexy getting 3k MPM votes @ 3am |
11/20/25 |
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dad caught me shredding documents at 3AM, told him he was dreaming, go to bed |
11/20/25 |
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sometimes I wake up from a dead sleep at 3am and just BILL |
11/20/25 |
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3am: XO discusses boner police 3pm: XO discusses boner pills |
11/20/25 |
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I plan on going to Tokyo and walking around the city at 3AM |
11/20/25 |
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Kurzweil FAR UNDERESTIMATED AI advancement |
11/20/25 |
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Gonna wake up at 3am and blast Creed in my backyard |
11/20/25 |
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3am post-punk playlist for the ZoZo on another Sunday nite tp |
11/20/25 |
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baudrillard tp and me talking at 3am in 2013 |
11/20/25 |
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its 3am i must be lonelier |
11/20/25 |
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*cue ffx main theme while coked out 3am poasters sit in a circle in silence* |
11/20/25 |
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reminder: if wonder years was filmed today, it would be set in 2005 |
11/20/25 |
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Should I work for Indians for $150k more? |
11/20/25 |
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Will SCOTUS reverse the 5th Circuit? |
11/20/25 |
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Scientists eliminate need for sleep | corps unveil 140 hour work week |
11/20/25 |
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Just a chill casual 1,000 point swing in 4 hours |
11/20/25 |
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Biz idea: Poetic and whimsical "biz idea" threads on law school forum at 3AM |
11/20/25 |
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Thanksgiving except the turkey is a 19lb cockroach |
11/20/25 |
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hypo: objective 10 gf but she can only count using Base-12 |
11/20/25 |
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shrew wife: yells while drinking margaritas, zoomer gamer gf: cosplays as Tifa |
11/20/25 |
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the whimsical internet-culture based, quasi-hipster girl schtick |
11/20/25 |
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Listen to the MANDOLIN RAIN |
11/20/25 |
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hypo: quantum leap, but u only end up in bodies of other xo poasters |
11/20/25 |
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Looking back, I have lived my life as though I was insane |
11/20/25 |
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The Final Thanksgiving |
11/20/25 |
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and Becky, he has an oafish 97 accounts, not a chill classy 22 like the |
11/20/25 |
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Kim Dotcom getting pretty based |
11/20/25 |
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Good Goy Amb Huckabee Has Secret Meeting w Jonathan Pollard |
11/20/25 |
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I have 827 different monikers in my Autoadmit Rolodex |
11/20/25 |
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The 2nd to the Last Liberal |
11/20/25 |
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Scorching Fifth Circuit dissent - link |
11/20/25 |
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PROJECT DICK tp let’s discuss your moniker |
11/20/25 |
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Millennial women will cheat on their husband just because he is a gamer |
11/20/25 |
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epstein casually asking u via email what ur "shoe size" is |
11/20/25 |
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reluctantly agreeing to duo with your zoomer gamer gf after having cosplay sex |
11/20/25 |
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HATP, what denomination are you? |
11/20/25 |
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hypo: obj 10 mildly mentally-ill zoomer gamer gf, but she calls you unc |
11/20/25 |
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I need to urgently purchase an exit bag. Help me find it. |
11/20/25 |
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So the NVDA earnings 'beat' didn't stop the AI market crash? |
11/20/25 |
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hot teens started laughing when I pulled out my 16' MacBook Pro at the coffee sh |
11/20/25 |
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What age are you an "xo poaster emeritus" ? |
11/20/25 |
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Stocks crashing, exit all exposed positions NOW |
11/20/25 |
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xo is divided into high status (East Asian) and low status (white, Indian, etc) |
11/20/25 |
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You need to be berrymaxxing. You need to be eating berries every day. |
11/20/25 |
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Any Jews able to explain this tweet? |
11/20/25 |
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How bad is a 500 blood sugar reading? |
11/20/25 |
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Olivia Rodrigo, skimpy sundress, singing u 90s Cure songs (vid) |
11/20/25 |
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Shaq explains how he picked a financial advisor |
11/20/25 |
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What age are you "unc" ? |
11/20/25 |
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Funny Birth Rate discussion NEVER discusses excess TAXES |
11/20/25 |
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Viral "homeless guy that looks like Sean Penn" was actually Sean Penn (link) |
11/20/25 |
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$86,900 |
11/20/25 |
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So Kimmel is still employed and Kirk is still dead? |
11/20/25 |
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5-4 males vs. females SCOTUS decisions are gonna be lol |
11/20/25 |
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Peterman died the way he lived - his head in a toilet w a butthole full of jizz |
11/20/25 |
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About 20% of Americans are millionaires |
11/20/25 |
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Had no idea until Trump just how shitty con lawyers are |
11/20/25 |
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Minnesota TAXPAYERS are the largest funder of SOMALI terror group |
11/20/25 |
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Virtually all Zoomers are 25% brown |
11/20/25 |
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Vice: Women should be PAID to have relationships with Men |
11/20/25 |
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🚨FBI raids former Capitol Police officer’s residence in J6 pipe bomb probe |
11/20/25 |
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Worshipping his dick |
11/20/25 |
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"3B is the orange chicken" (alzabo teaching me how to code) |
11/20/25 |
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Economists are calling Trump's effect on markets an "Orange Swan event" (link) |
11/20/25 |
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Mets gf: Baal Shem Tov, Pirates gf: takes top off |
11/20/25 |
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teaching ur kids 21st century history entirely with Marco Rubio Toyota threads |
11/20/25 |
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Ukraine is finished. Eastern front collapsing today: |
11/20/25 |
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hot teens started laughing when I used Autoadmit slang ordering coffee |
11/20/25 |
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I bought a "Mac Mini" and it comes with no cables to actually hook it up. Lol |
11/20/25 |
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Paralegal Mo tried to find common ground with Fuentes. Hilarity ensues. |
11/20/25 |
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why don't more dating apps add "console" filter, so u can filter out xbox girls |
11/20/25 |
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Caffeinated, vaccinated, and freshly masturbated chick dies 1 month |
11/20/25 |
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karlstack are you going to do a keyu jin expose? |
11/20/25 |
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I'm a Gamer. My hobby is NOT your costume. |
11/20/25 |
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Explain this: Hot 26 y/o GOP staffer gets severely mutilated to stage hoax |
11/20/25 |
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Starting a new crypto to exclusively reverse-track TT market predictions |
11/20/25 |
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$100k and you could own a tavern, be a local barkeep (link) |
11/20/25 |
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Trump says DOGE dividend checks will be mailed out in January (link) |
11/20/25 |
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CRYPTO IS SCREWED |
11/20/25 |
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McDonalds is just a soulless DoorDash dispensary these days |
11/20/25 |
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Bruce Hornsby’s stirring ethereal cover of 2Pac’s Changes (link) |
11/20/25 |
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Rate this Bemidji State track girl - pic |
11/20/25 |
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What is with bill ackman humiliating himself daily |
11/20/25 |
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i'm depressed again |
11/20/25 |
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Odie says "orange cat bad" in new Garfield strip (link) |
11/20/25 |
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Verizon to add 13,000 new jobs in US |
11/20/25 |
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My film Train Dreams (2025) opened in theaters today limited release please go |
11/20/25 |
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My President is Trump. My Lambo is blue. |
11/20/25 |
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My President is Black, My Lambo is Blue!!!! |
11/20/25 |
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What will the LAST POAST on xo ever say? |
11/20/25 |
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Last shot will be Jon Snow saying “it was a game of thrones” then soyface |
11/20/25 |
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This woman ICE shot will get a $10 million settlement |
11/20/25 |
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my love language is posting my thoughts online |
11/20/25 |
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do u think olivia nuzzi's butthole is actually "niiiice" |
11/20/25 |
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The guy from Goo Goo Dolls got plastic surgery and looks weird AF now |
11/20/25 |
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Crypto's done! It's fucked! |
11/20/25 |
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GAHHHHHH I NEED ASIAN PUSSY |
11/20/25 |
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They are destroying crypto now |
11/20/25 |
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COD BO 7 Steam reviews are now Mostly Negative |
11/20/25 |
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BTC @ $89,000 |
11/20/25 |
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Auctioneer voice: "Anybodygonnabidan 88.5, doigottan 88.5, anybodygotan 88 |
11/20/25 |
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dark | azngirl | butthold |
11/20/25 |
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Check out this pic of my GF’s butthole (pic) |
11/20/25 |
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GOP: no funding for US colleges. But lets give $615 million to Tel Aviv U. |
11/20/25 |
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Really need to fuck Tiffany Fong’s tight Asian pussy |
11/20/25 |
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Bboom, did you drill a butthole into that faceless store mannequin yet? |
11/20/25 |
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Trump is POTUS and MAGAs are still broke incels? |
11/20/25 |
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*GJR spreads butthole* “I’m Boner Police's rage!” *whole XO laughs* |
11/20/25 |
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seditious behavior at the highest level tp |
11/20/25 |
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*FBI Agent spreads butthole* “I’m Spaceporn Jr!” *whole office laughs* |
11/20/25 |
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Sorry Nick I’ll take the Jews over your brand of bullshit |
11/20/25 |
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"This guy is Satan" thought the Redditor as his landlord fixed his clogged toile |
11/20/25 |
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RFK Jr's Brain Worm "crawled into" Olivia Nuzzi's butthole (DailyMail) |
11/20/25 |
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When Trump wins again he will make it so women HAVE to pay attention to you |
11/20/25 |
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How would you guys vote if you were on this jury? |
11/20/25 |
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Call it now: will Ukraine's collapse be more rapid than anyone expected? |
11/20/25 |
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Ukrainian front lines collapsing in Donbas: |
11/20/25 |
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Olivia Nuzzi book excerpt dramatically describes sending RFK Jr a butthole pic |
11/20/25 |
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"Don't smell the bowling pin. It was a gift from Mr Thiel" demurred Usha |
11/20/25 |
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“Fight Club” but final scene is AI datacenters across the country exploding |
11/20/25 |
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LOL Putin keeps styling on Trump, playing him like a fiddle |
11/20/25 |
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They are destroying crypto on a massive up day for the stock market |
11/20/25 |
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"SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, GOY!" screeched (((Consuela))) |
11/20/25 |
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What are some longer term society-wide effects of GLP-1 meds? |
11/20/25 |
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have $ to spend before year end. what laptop is best for running westlaw and EU5 |
11/20/25 |
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normies are beginning to wake up to the kars 4 yids scam & other kikery |
11/20/25 |
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ITT things xo correctly predicted |
11/20/25 |
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is diplomatic courier the most prestigious parcel delivery service? |
11/20/25 |
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Cons your favorite Mexican homosexual and favorite bald Jew are fighting |
11/20/25 |
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Should I fly to Los Angeles? Fuck my asshole, brother |
11/20/25 |
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Coms your favorite Mexican incel and your favorite bald Jew are fighting |
11/20/25 |
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Gavin Rossdale tried to remix 16 Stone in 2014, gave up bc it was already perf |
11/20/25 |
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Rate tndw wife |
11/20/25 |
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Obama Jewish speechwriter: Holocaust education has backfired b/c younger Jews... |
11/20/25 |
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Was walking outside with my Airpods Pro, group of zoomer girls started laughing |
11/20/25 |
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Anyone else getting excited for Thanksgiving threading? |
11/20/25 |
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warlocks, wizards, sorcerers & mages, cum in this thread |
11/20/25 |
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exeunt explains how he shagged a financial advisor |
11/20/25 |
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My queries to Grok are so complex that I can make it run for 6 minutes straight |
11/20/25 |
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Gavin Rossdale: had a secret kid AND fucked dudes. |
11/20/25 |
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SP500 here. I will never "dip." I will never have a "correction" |
11/20/25 |
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