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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Nate Silver: It's Trump's election to lose, basically all fundamentals favor him |
09/13/24 |
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worst part about MASE is he doesn't have easy angles to make fun of him |
09/13/24 |
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where did """'""&
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09/13/24 |
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Hypo: You can be 100th best in the world at any sport. What sport do you pick? |
09/13/24 |
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Mainlining accidently creates HAL 9000 from the braincum of XO |
09/13/24 |
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US Senate candidate smokes a blunt in campaign ad |
09/13/24 |
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Math teacher admits having ‘sexual relationship’ with teen boy, leaving claw |
09/13/24 |
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hit the blunt twice then thizzle dance |
09/13/24 |
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FizzKidd, update us with your latest Tales of Woe |
09/13/24 |
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Went to Ricky’s apartment. We smoked 6 blunts in 20 minutes in complete silenc |
09/13/24 |
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a MAF man w/ breast implants & high on PCP named "j maw" ripping ur door open |
09/13/24 |
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*casey anthony and jodi arias ripping ur clothes off, ur too drunk to resist* |
09/13/24 |
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What's the most blunts you've ever smoked? |
09/13/24 |
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Indigo Traveler goes to Haiti (most dangerous country in the world) |
09/13/24 |
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Ricky u want a hit of this blunt? It’s og kush |
09/13/24 |
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*GJR sending Martin Shkreli an invoice after seeing latest inflation numbers* |
09/13/24 |
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open the sprite, pour the lean, fire up the blunt, shake it up |
09/13/24 |
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jmaw has a 9 inch BTC |
09/13/24 |
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I'm smoking a blunt with Ricky and kike karnival right now |
09/13/24 |
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one thing blacks are cr about is blunts are tcr weed play |
09/13/24 |
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Inside Elon Musk’s Mushrooming Personal Security Apparatus (NYT) |
09/13/24 |
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your future wife getting a blunt handed to her in a 400 sq ft apartment |
09/13/24 |
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heady jew and birthright trip tp sharing a pre-rolled blunt |
09/13/24 |
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Imagine being the person who got bullied by Travis Kelce as a kid |
09/13/24 |
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Dream blunt rotation: weed smoker tp, cancer diagnosis tp, zurich tp, ricky tp |
09/13/24 |
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j maw robbing a bank while wearing a pink wig and wedding dress from goodwill |
09/13/24 |
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MPA standing at foot of the bed while his ex-wife sleeps, wearing wedding dress |
09/13/24 |
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Loling hard at "Jewish blunt" |
09/13/24 |
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I Spent A Day In Haiti's Most Dangerous Slum (Drew Binsky) |
09/13/24 |
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I still laugh thinking about JMAW and her huge 40oz Olde English cock |
09/13/24 |
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has inflation caused you to lose more? |
09/13/24 |
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Nate Silver: Trump will lose (link) |
09/13/24 |
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j maw in a pink wig high on PCP still running after getting shot 9 times by cops |
09/13/24 |
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MPA in a pink wig: "here u can borrow my thinkpad for poasting if u want" |
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MPA walking into his performance review in pink wig "try firing me now fuckers" |
09/13/24 |
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has inflation caused you to save less? |
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Anthony Bourdain on what you should eat in Haiti |
09/13/24 |
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Why is jewish pedophile boner police/correction tp going insane today? |
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cue Grimes - Realiti as MPA w/ long pink hair dances around various AZN locales |
09/13/24 |
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SOD Money Gang nigga |
09/13/24 |
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GJR ur jewish pedophile ex bf is going insane again, can u pick him up? |
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I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, COME ON, THE NOOKIE, COME ON, THE NOOKIE, SO YOU CA |
09/13/24 |
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*cue Soft Cell - Tainted Love as MPA puts on pink wig* |
09/13/24 |
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doobs in a pink wig singing karaoke to you... |
09/13/24 |
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It's insane how much Biden's EV Policies Backfired |
09/13/24 |
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I support common sense abortion limits |
09/13/24 |
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*Trump campaigning in swing state of California today* |
09/13/24 |
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Nicolas Cage is like the Michael Jordan of Asian wife having |
09/13/24 |
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Sean Hannity and Gavin Newsom are best friends (link) |
09/13/24 |
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Pete the Cat: Escape from Springfield |
09/13/24 |
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Why did Trump take the nuclear secrets of all things? |
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Do you have anything cool on display in your law office like ancient artifacts? |
09/13/24 |
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New ChatGPT crushes LSAT, qualifies for US math olympiad |
09/13/24 |
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Scalps I've taken over the past few weeks. RSF, TDNW, DBG, Dupa |
09/13/24 |
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BUT HER SUPPORT IS NOT ORGANIC! IT’S NOT ORGANIC!! |
09/13/24 |
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What is libs' end game? |
09/13/24 |
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Biden carrying Trump hat openly onto the plane |
09/13/24 |
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“I just drank what?” laughed Socrates |
09/13/24 |
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How would California know that a business paid me? |
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Imagine being the person who got bullied by RSF as a kid |
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doobs singing karaoke: "I am a slut and it opened up my rump I am a slut" |
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whoa, sweet business logic |
09/13/24 |
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Yes, it's problematic that our enemies are hiring security for protection. Here' |
09/13/24 |
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Would rather eat the bugmeat over cat food |
09/13/24 |
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So Ron Mexico, Carlos Danger, and Rick Panama walk into a bar |
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Maybe I should have been a literature major |
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Libs chanting "We're not eating cats" at rally |
09/13/24 |
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"yeah I call it câté, it's short for cat pâté" |
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EAT THE CAT, EAT EAT THE CAT |
09/13/24 |
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Lib steeling himself up for first bite of cat at Haitian dinner party |
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Poll: we’re you cursed to grow up in a “blended family” and were you abuse |
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ALF ate cats and everyone loved him. |
09/13/24 |
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What random gizmo do you recommend for better living? |
09/13/24 |
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"i work hard. put dorito on table. and what he do? he hit" |
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what do women do all day at work |
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Do Cons oppose making it criminal to have unsecured guns with kids @home? |
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It's insane how much Biden's Eevee Policies Backfired |
09/13/24 |
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I work hard. Fingerblast stinkpit all day fart into chair. What he do? He poast. |
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At what point is a man so ABNORMALLY TALL that isn't good anymore? 6'4+? 6'5+?? |
09/13/24 |
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*42 y/o tubby catlady GJR’s bumble profile: Catholic. Also Cat-Holic. |
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a philosophically sound defense of abortion begins by acknowledging it is murder |
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rate the latest hs math teacher to 'rape' her students |
09/13/24 |
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Is $180 for this 100-300ad antique "Roman Prostitutes Ring" credited? |
09/13/24 |
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*GJR getting more demanding and bitchier as she gets even older* |
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why do haitians buy pet dogs and cats by the pound? |
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"No, I'm bald for tax reasons," you explain. |
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why do people buy any computer mouse other than Logitech MX? |
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Let's get real: Trump's 2% fluke win doesn't imply genius or a broad mandate. |
09/13/24 |
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Mr. Jinx spreading crispr gene drive to enhance fitness of malaria mosquitoes |
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卍 卍 Heil Hitler!! 卍 卍 *bobs head |
09/13/24 |
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need to buy some sexy lingerie for my chubby asian wife |
09/13/24 |
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500 women get wrong cum at cumbank, Surinamese retards pop out |
09/13/24 |
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Doodikoff, YWIA |
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not petite but not fat haha |
09/13/24 |
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Sean O'Malley's Mexican 'wife' is a real pig |
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Lmao at grown men who “vape” |
09/13/24 |
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Lawyers forming an LHC (Limited Hair Company) |
09/13/24 |
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Good Morning and Welcome to the Dick Carnival! |
09/13/24 |
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Some drunk woman just tried to proposition me for sex. Clearly a cop. |
09/13/24 |
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Genetic test shows my son and I have different Y chromosomes |
09/13/24 |
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"Cool yarmulke, my man. You get that off Amazon?" |
09/13/24 |
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Article describes how retarded and traitorous Trumpmos are |
09/13/24 |
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*GJR frowning at STD test results* |
09/13/24 |
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new spiral punting in NFL is 180 on returns |
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Mymanides is a 180 monikor |
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Tin soldiers and Haitians comin, their hunger for cats has grown, this summer I |
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Trumpmos rate this AI video |
09/13/24 |
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7'5" is the new 6'3" |
09/13/24 |
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"Actually I consulted the skull shape chart beforehand and- hi who just joined?" |
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Weird POTUS fact: No POTUSes were born in the 1930s or 1950s |
09/13/24 |
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Jordan Peterson voice: "Rape." |
09/13/24 |
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Feed us a cat you’re Ohio Man, Feed us a stray cat tonight |
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it's interesting that siblings can have extremely differing political views |
09/13/24 |
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*AOC hands you a white Monster* |
09/13/24 |
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Most people simply cannot keep their shit together |
09/13/24 |
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Nothing matters |
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Russia already retook 10 'settlements' in Kursk and didnt pause in the Donbas |
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Why are Losers always attacking me and Winners ignore me when I talk |
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"hi, i'm a woman!" *slimes you* |
09/13/24 |
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(blocks 8-10 every morning for "focus time") "ME LOVE ZOZO" |
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Jared the Jewish 9/11 Demon |
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Only known privately held signed copy of Constitution found in filing cabinet |
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Dave Grohl is 55 and still making babies |
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THEY'RE EATING THEM, THAT MEANS, THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME |
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It’s insane that there is actually a photo of RFK JR eating a dog |
09/13/24 |
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McAfee granted cert of immediate review re Fani Willis DQ |
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Best trial lawyer of all time? |
09/13/24 |
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Sounds like Putin's threats worked - link |
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how do people do shit like this for a living in the us |
09/13/24 |
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South Meets North India at an Inclusive Hindu Wedding |
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Ranking NYC BigLaw firms by number of Law360 40 under 40 winners |
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Death may be the greatest of all human blessings |
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Gorgeous AZNgirl explains Difference between Chinese and American Dreams |
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Is Trump done here now or no? |
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Don’t worry… about the ink… cuz every thing you print… gonna turn out wh |
09/13/24 |
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Spaceporn vindicated reTBF! (link inside) |
09/13/24 |
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TT: Kumar Rocker |
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MN Vikings' secret "new football play" OK'd by NFL (link) |
09/13/24 |
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ITT I rate you as a character in Farisa's Crossing |
09/13/24 |
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chill af socrates just sitting around with his bros, figuring shit out |
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Will moar Birdshits KILL SELF cause of KAMALA or cause of KUMAR? |
09/13/24 |
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Kamala attends rally in a “Let’s Go Orange Man” T-shirt (pic) |
09/13/24 |
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NY Post prints actual Cookie Monster headline |
09/13/24 |
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Is the double slit experiment the best evidence we are in a simulation? |
09/13/24 |
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Kamala attends rally in a “Let’s Go Brandon” T-shirt (pic) |
09/13/24 |
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still trying to understand how Trump is more of a threat to America than Cheney |
09/13/24 |
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Azn physics twins invite handsome over for "double slit experiment" |
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INDONESIA Government must have someone in charge of just being RETARDED |
09/13/24 |
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going as a bear for halloween |
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Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it." |
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