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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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ABA votes to end DEI requirement for law schools |
05/16/26 |
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Got a Switch 2 while the site was down. Winning the Gen rn |
05/16/26 |
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Me, Luis and Emilio going to a No Doubt concert at The Sphere |
05/16/26 |
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these are our last posts. i really liked it here and you are all 180. thank you |
05/16/26 |
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(To the tune of Black Hole Sun) My wife's son, full of cum. Lots of rectal pain |
05/16/26 |
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May 2026 net worth check-in |
05/16/26 |
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Farewell, fellow poasters |
05/16/26 |
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brief period of xo uptime is like a conjugal visit |
05/16/26 |
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(pearl jam alive tune) Oh I, OOOOOOAAAWWWOOH I'M STILL LOGGED IN |
05/16/26 |
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Historical Autoadmit-ian tp(s) |
05/16/26 |
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I was completely unable to function as a human when the site was down |
05/16/26 |
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Spaceporn > zurich. Full stop |
05/16/26 |
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turns out my gf is also a bit of a "tucker" (charles) |
05/16/26 |
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Film idea: Birmingham man curates Film, bombs OCI, guest stars Hideo Kojima |
05/16/26 |
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Rach just sent me this email about what's next for AutoAdmit (must read) |
05/16/26 |
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butt cheeks tp just 'gets' XO. he understands things. |
05/16/26 |
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5 Italians Killed On A Dive In The Maldives - 2 Hot Young Girls (PICS) |
05/16/26 |
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Layla is a great song |
05/16/26 |
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"We gave it our best effort. We left our diapers on the field." |
05/16/26 |
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If u think u haven't talked to ur friends today, ur wrong! We're ur friends! |
05/16/26 |
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Oasis “Whatever” plays as the vaudeville-style curtain comes down on xo |
05/16/26 |
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Chud The Builder just shot a guy (a nigger chimped out) |
05/16/26 |
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Wife is obsessed with kids water bottles |
05/16/26 |
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Why was Project Hail Mary turbo Reddit for 1st half then good 2nd half |
05/16/26 |
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Ronda rousey vs Gina carano..live thread |
05/16/26 |
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The importance of EPIGENETIC INHERITANCE is underestimated right now imo |
05/16/26 |
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Geordi LaForge used his visor to look through walls and watch Worf masturbate |
05/16/26 |
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Inside a European's head |
05/16/26 |
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So Steven Crowder lost custody of his kids because he molested them? |
05/16/26 |
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Bald singles are on your bort and waiting to bump your threads NOW! |
05/16/26 |
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remember when we all couldn't log in? |
05/16/26 |
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doobs returning "the analects" to barnes and noble in disgust |
05/16/26 |
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Real Truth: Sandusky used to buttfuck and suck Paterno, too |
05/16/26 |
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Was 180 when waittress wrote me an apology and i got a free dinner w my family |
05/16/26 |
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Virginia waitress loses her job after trying to save child from pedo (gofundme) |
05/16/26 |
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neat trick: get free dinners by acting like and looking like a pedophile |
05/16/26 |
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College lesbians agree to lick ever square inch of each other (NSFW vid) |
05/16/26 |
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10 Fun Games with a Blanket! - Autism Treatment Center of America Blog |
05/16/26 |
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Whok: "Stick it up my faggot ass twat, Tyrone." |
05/16/26 |
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MR. WIPE |
05/16/26 |
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Whats the deal with Linda Moulton-Howes' eyebrows? |
05/16/26 |
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Cheerful teen lesbians lick each other's shaved mounds and tits (link) |
05/16/26 |
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So Chris Spinelli (Emroch & Kilduff, Richmond VA) molests his adopted “son”? |
05/16/26 |
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Navdeep kumar Singh is gunerrattt just to be clear. |
05/16/26 |
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Remember when Louis Cannon Esquire described his wife’s snatch online |
05/16/26 |
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So Charles Gordon Bourjaily is ACTUALLY an 11th year associate? |
05/16/26 |
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You have emailed me impersonating other people, you have sent your friend to my |
05/16/26 |
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Just talked with exuent on discord. He talked to rach and rach wants some people |
05/16/26 |
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is cucumbers a tranny or jsut one of those pathetic aspie chicks here |
05/16/26 |
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Hotboxed car with kid in it, then we skipped his Tae Kwon Do and got Wendys |
05/16/26 |
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Waitress rudely interrupts Lady and the Tramp moment with Spaceporn and SP jr. |
05/16/26 |
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If only my ERECTIONS cld last as long as it takes to make one XO Poast |
05/16/26 |
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Official 2026 XO Summer Meetup: June 12-14, 2026 in Palm Springs (details) |
05/16/26 |
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Was 120 when boss made me write a chomo an 'apology letter' |
05/16/26 |
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I lol thinking how that waitress instantly knew SP was a pedo |
05/16/26 |
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"The Waitress" is a critical recurring character on both XO & "It's Always Sunny |
05/16/26 |
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BIZ IDEA: Dive bar, "dads" bring their "kids", waitresses ask no questions |
05/16/26 |
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"Yes, my son will have the spaghetti, hold the bay leaf." *Waitress gasps* |
05/16/26 |
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Waitress: “are u ready to order?” SP: “do u have a kids menu? Preferably A |
05/16/26 |
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Waitresses don't receive pedophile detection training. She was just a natural |
05/16/26 |
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Bar manager called, got details, has not spoken w waitress yet about it |
05/16/26 |
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DON'T MAKE YOUR MPM BETS YET: I'm interviewing the spaghetti waitress (TSINAH) |
05/16/26 |
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Spaceporn must've been acting really weird for a random waitress to get involved |
05/16/26 |
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Waitress recoiling in horror as SP asks her "how much she thinks this one cost" |
05/16/26 |
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SP had to be acting weird as fuck for some prole waitress to get involved |
05/16/26 |
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PS the waitress didn't get fired, that's just Spaceporn fantasizing |
05/16/26 |
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SP's son mouthing "help me" to every waitress he sees tp |
05/16/26 |
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You know who I hate? Waitresses. |
05/16/26 |
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real truth about the dive bar spaghetti story |
05/16/26 |
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SP: “i’ll have a cheese pizza” *winkwink* Waitress: “you sick fuck” |
05/16/26 |
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Sp here. I got that waitress canned and I can do the same to any of you faggots |
05/16/26 |
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Ice-T: “Just got a tip in from a waitress. Thinks she found our perp.” |
05/16/26 |
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Hey spaceporn, do you have any tips on dodging serious chomo allegations? |
05/16/26 |
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'he's a bald failed poet but get this he also rapes his son' |
05/16/26 |
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Are groceries more expensive this month? |
05/16/26 |
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I forgot just how bad spaceporn's dive bar spaghetti story was |
05/16/26 |
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Watching the mask (94) for the 1st time with lsd tp in Emilio’s weho apartment |
05/16/26 |
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how many times has buttcheeks been banned from youtube for lying? |
05/16/26 |
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Keir Starmer apoplectic as English march to support England |
05/16/26 |
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Spaceporn will never dare tell anyone what the waitress actually said |
05/16/26 |
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Starmer is out??!! Starmer is out??!! (reportedly) |
05/16/26 |
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"that's not what a 'moon shot' is, spaceporn" |
05/16/26 |
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intermittent fisting |
05/16/26 |
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poast in this thread if you unironically wanna suck my penis |
05/16/26 |
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suck and fuck and love other men in the desert and a swamp |
05/16/26 |
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Modern Californian phenotypes are becoming rather ghastly |
05/16/26 |
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kike mysticism is insane |
05/16/26 |
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Spacepedo ramming his beet red acorn dick up his mail order kid’s rice chute |
05/16/26 |
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what happens sooner, xo big changes or sub-$3 gas? |
05/16/26 |
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someone repoast SP's old firm bio page pic - the one with the hairline |
05/16/26 |
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Grocery store bill is insane now |
05/16/26 |
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Bros I got a stage 5 clinger |
05/16/26 |
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for me its ricky |
05/16/26 |
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It's a feature, not a bug: xo's slowness makes you think before poasting. |
05/16/26 |
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Hey I logged on |
05/16/26 |
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Xo server is in hospice |
05/16/26 |
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Summer law clerk been calling younger partners Big Dog |
05/16/26 |
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12 Rules for Goys |
05/16/26 |
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the cruelty of race mixing is insane, just rolling the dice on genetic recombina |
05/16/26 |
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the er nurse trying to call ur emergency contact horseniggerfaggot |
05/16/26 |
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literally none of us are successful corporate lawyers |
05/16/26 |
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Attachment Theory |
05/16/26 |
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*Peterman draining a trucker's balls like a capri sun pouch* |
05/16/26 |
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Reporter: "why XO?" Poa: "it's there." |
05/16/26 |
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biz idea: hats/scarfs/etc. made out of human teeth |
05/16/26 |
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Biz Idea: XO, but slower |
05/16/26 |
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uh that's the thing Becky, its an engineering manual disguised as epic poetry |
05/16/26 |
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Somewhat Aspie guy here. Got a little "too political" with recent first date |
05/16/26 |
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Clavicular got mogged by his judge |
05/16/26 |
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"Oh and Becky, get this: the best part is he's a completely deranged lunatic" |
05/16/26 |
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u rescue Doobs from Lord Halford, but he just repeats "doobs, rhymes w/ boobs.." |
05/16/26 |
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going to start greeting people w "you look unwell, what's wrong?" |
05/16/26 |
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One of the faggy parts of 2024 political shift is cons becoming pro electric car |
05/16/26 |
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Is the Patek Nautilus 5711 striver af? I can get a white dial "Piano" $62K |
05/16/26 |
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One of these threads will be top of the forum for 3+ days when nobody can login |
05/16/26 |
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Mysterious Poasting Abortion |
05/16/26 |
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Midnight Poasting Amnesia |
05/16/26 |
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Your AI gf: Unavailable because too many other users. Your GF: Same actually. |
05/16/26 |
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Missing Packet Aneurysm |
05/16/26 |
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what happened to the "doobs, it rhymes with boobs" thread |
05/16/26 |
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Meme Pipeline Arrested |
05/16/26 |
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Trump fellating Xi is so embarrassing Jfc |
05/16/26 |
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STICKY: New AWS Backend Up and Running (Rach) |
05/16/26 |
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can't believe i'm still logged in |
05/16/26 |
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XO is a digital "lazy river". A relaxing slow-paced alternative to fast websites |
05/16/26 |
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"it rhymes with boobs, doobs." *pumps shotgun* |
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Reminder: doobs, it rhymes with boobs |
05/16/26 |
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doobs: rhymes with boobs, u: poast |
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Bump this thread every 20 seconds if you're still logged in. |
05/16/26 |
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*doobs standing behind Halford blinking "TORTURE" in Morse Code to cops at door |
05/16/26 |
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"Becky, you have to meet him. He coded a brilliant solution to the login glitch |
05/16/26 |
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don't see much point in living if i can't poast |
05/16/26 |
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I GET LOGGED OUT, BUT I LOG IN AGAIN |
05/16/26 |
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ok guys let's compile an official list of bugs to help rach |
05/16/26 |
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Farting so loud Chris Christie says "there it is" |
05/16/26 |
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Ur son and halford in bathtubs in a cialis ad |
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Made a poop sound and everyone looked my way |
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Then we learned the real virus was inside each of us all along. |
05/16/26 |
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"Who's he? And why is he so bald?" "He's here for the diaper party." |
05/16/26 |
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bald lawyer pulling up sullenly to Chuck E Cheese "Im here for the diaper party" |
05/16/26 |
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"I'm here for the diaper party," said the depressed lawyer |
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"I'm here for the pizza party," said the depressed lawyer |
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Completely insane that people "choose" to get fucking "married" holy shit jfc |
05/16/26 |
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Real Slav talk. Check my Slav walk. |
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mount Everest is a veritable tourist attraction |
05/16/26 |
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So, here's the thing about the ZoZo |
05/16/26 |
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A 29th degree TAURUS Becky? Like what were you thinking??? |
05/16/26 |
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See libs you can’t have a guy out there outting rich pedophiles |
05/16/26 |
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Billy Joel - Vienna (IMY2 Cover) |
05/16/26 |
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isn't proprioception crazy? |
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