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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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it's 3am. that means I post on xo with d0d0 bird. |
11/20/25 |
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this place used to shut down at 3am EST |
11/20/25 |
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3am on a wednesday, who wants to talk about gay bodybuilding? |
11/20/25 |
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12AM-3AM peak unhinged poasting hours |
11/20/25 |
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Is anyone seeing this shit??? |
11/20/25 |
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gonna be up until 3am again searching the internet for meaning |
11/20/25 |
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WGWAG-threading at 3am. Go! |
11/20/25 |
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paralegal mohammed and to be fair, gaza says 25 killed in strikes today |
11/20/25 |
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Explain this: Hot 26 y/o GOP staffer gets severely mutilated to stage hoax |
11/20/25 |
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The highest quality threads are made at 3am EST, 8pm EST |
11/20/25 |
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What's The Most Prestigious Stand-Alone Engineering School Besides MIT/Caltech? |
11/20/25 |
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when i make 3am thread i have to wait 1-2 hours for blank bumps |
11/20/25 |
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need someone to rate me as a custom licence plate |
11/20/25 |
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My Bloody Valentine's 'm b v' came out 10 years ago today |
11/20/25 |
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What age are you "unc" ? |
11/20/25 |
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Maximum IQ to believe Dick Cheney is really dead? |
11/20/25 |
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got a drunk txt at 3am from ? number. crossreferenced area code against ex-gfs |
11/20/25 |
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hypo: objective 10 gf but she can only count using Base-12 |
11/20/25 |
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How reliable are the body fat scales? |
11/20/25 |
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And I said BAY-BEH. It's 3am I must be poastin' |
11/20/25 |
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Anyone want to get drinks in BEIJING @ 3am Sunday??? |
11/20/25 |
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it's 3am and I have a crush on an autistic college student from 2011 NYT article |
11/20/25 |
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🚨FBI raids former Capitol Police officer’s residence in J6 pipe bomb probe |
11/20/25 |
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Walking into biglaw office at 6:03AM, a wild partner appears: "Gonna finish up?" |
11/20/25 |
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It's 3am and a phone is ringing. But you're in the zone, looking at clause 9.2 |
11/20/25 |
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just me and 1 schzio with 20 sock puppets posting at 3am |
11/20/25 |
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Minnesota TAXPAYERS are the largest funder of SOMALI terror group |
11/20/25 |
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You sent the meeting invite for 3AM. |
11/20/25 |
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Stumbling across poasts you made at 3AM drunk off your ass |
11/20/25 |
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remember that group of people who would go insane on tutu and shit up xo at 3am |
11/20/25 |
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*gets off work early* *yay 8 hrs of sleep* *poasts until 3am* |
11/20/25 |
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*10 years of conscious effort to produce what a Scholar throws together at 3am* |
11/20/25 |
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Kurzweil FAR UNDERESTIMATED AI advancement |
11/20/25 |
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xo at 3am is literally 30 community accounts talking. might be same person idk |
11/20/25 |
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according to Fitbit, I was awake from 2-3am, but I have no recollection of it.. |
11/20/25 |
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phone just buzzed at 3am telling me luis changed his moniker |
11/20/25 |
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briefly showing an old pic of myself since it's 3AM (Dr.T) |
11/20/25 |
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3am at work crew roll call |
11/20/25 |
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Can't believe the Somalians would do such a thing |
11/20/25 |
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New trend: NFL WRs hitting the CPAP on the sidelines |
11/20/25 |
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Should I make some Bombay G & Ts with lime and work till 3am? |
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if some guy sleeps weird hours during day reasonable 2 b mad he's not up @ 3am? |
11/20/25 |
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3AM was also a smash hit single from 1997 by Matchbox 20 |
11/20/25 |
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MPA reading old Whizzer and Chips comics while pretending to smoke an empty pipe |
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*white house phone ringing 15 min at 3am* Kamala: "jesus christ i'll get it" |
11/20/25 |
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benzo plz stop texting me "u up" at 3am |
11/20/25 |
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ur wife grabbing the phone:"At 3am, WHO IS THIS?" U: "It's Doobs. . .from XOXO" |
11/20/25 |
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a chill 3am ending to a day of legal toil |
11/20/25 |
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xoxo gets very homosexual between the hours of 10pm and 3am |
11/20/25 |
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Its 3am and I just finished bottle of Jack and my free McDonalds wifi abt to sto |
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Don't you just feel like the king of the boart at 3am and no one can bury you |
11/20/25 |
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3am SEV-1 outage. The website's down, we're losing thousands of $ a minute, you |
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Crashed my rental car into neighbor's parked car at 3am one time |
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You were outed last night at 3am but the thread was deleted |
11/20/25 |
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So the NVDA earnings 'beat' didn't stop the AI market crash? |
11/20/25 |
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$85,000 HERE WE COME~ |
11/20/25 |
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lol if your practice doesn't involve phone calls with alpha Australians at 3AM |
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Best thoughts at 3am, no one on xo to share |
11/20/25 |
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It's 3am & u're in ur house alone. 3 AZNS start ringing ur doorbell. |
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MPA reading Family Circus comics til 3am |
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You need to be berrymaxxing. You need to be eating berries every day. |
11/20/25 |
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5:23am, sure would be nice to sleep in. cat: let me stop u right there |
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Every pizza I order is a pepperoni lover's, even if it has no pepperoni, because |
11/20/25 |
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Halligan never secured an indictment in the Comey case |
11/20/25 |
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biz idea: uber but all the drivers are topless persians |
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a jizz-soaked paul revere yelling out "the british are cumming!" |
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A black widow spider is extremely friendly toward male spider before she kills |
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no mom, luis drives the car shirtless, Ricky hangs out the window shirtless |
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"Hidden corner of the internet where 39yo lawyers share Joanna Gaines fantasies |
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"Juris Doctor" Vance isn't even his name |
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Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon: |
11/20/25 |
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Not everyone who smiles and shakes hand are being real and friendly |
11/20/25 |
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"im gonna get so much attention for this" (erika before charlie hit the ground) |
11/20/25 |
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BLACKED FRIDAY |
11/20/25 |
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Biz idea: Poetic and whimsical "biz idea" threads on law school forum at 3AM |
11/20/25 |
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Rate Nick Fuentes’s twin sister |
11/20/25 |
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I have 827 different monikers in my Autoadmit Rolodex |
11/20/25 |
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YOU'RE OLD: The hot girl at Thanksgiving is your second cousin (once removed) |
11/20/25 |
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reluctantly agreeing to duo with your zoomer gamer gf after having cosplay sex |
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Bessent: whiny Americans “don’t know how good they have it” |
11/20/25 |
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hypo: obj 10 mildly mentally-ill zoomer gamer gf, but she calls you unc |
11/20/25 |
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twice she grounder her butthold |
11/20/25 |
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and Becky, he has an oafish 97 accounts, not a chill classy 22 like the |
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better song: "come on eileen" or "found out about you"? |
11/20/25 |
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re-reading an old email u sent in 2022, in awe of how perfectly worded it was |
11/20/25 |
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just got 4 laugh emojis on a comment i made in work teams chat |
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SIM GLITCH: All salads are chef's salad so why is it that one salad is called |
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Trump -6 RCP aggregate cons is this a “good” thing? |
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gaggle of cute zoomer girls with tailplugs poking out from under their skirts |
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I Travelled To Afghanistan... And Left Within 3 hours |
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gaggle of cute shy zoomer girls admiring your (3) vertical monitor setup |
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cowgod, why hasnt there been a new elder scrolls game made in the past ten years |
11/20/25 |
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Underdiscussed item of XO lore: The Year of Frozen Monikers |
11/20/25 |
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shrew wife: yells while drinking margaritas, zoomer gamer gf: cosplays as Tifa |
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$100k and you could own a tavern, be a local barkeep (link) |
11/20/25 |
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"Me? Well, I'm a performance artist. Online. For lawyers. And you?" |
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Crypto's done! It's fucked! |
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Is CRICKET the most complicated sport? |
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What will the LAST POAST on xo ever say? |
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J6 PIPE bomber has been INDENTIFIED as known right-wing extremist |
11/20/25 |
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Odie says "orange cat bad" in new Garfield strip (link) |
11/20/25 |
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SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH! |
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Asian Tiger Mom arrested for spanking son with belt for not cleaning up |
11/20/25 |
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Did you "take down" a "suicide girl" in your heyday? |
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Just a chill casual 1,000 point swing in 4 hours |
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3am: XO discusses boner police 3pm: XO discusses boner pills |
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Kamalasexy getting 3k MPM votes @ 3am |
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sometimes I wake up from a dead sleep at 3am and just BILL |
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thinking of getting Apple Vision Pro to enhance my poasting |
11/20/25 |
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As trump POTUSY continues to crumble, wanted to check in on Greenland takeover? |
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does anyone else use a gaming mouse in biglaw? |
11/20/25 |
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sometimes i wish i could "re-poast" other poasters' xo poasts |
11/20/25 |
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gaggle of cute zoomer girls admiring ur glowing mechanical keyboard |
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give me some quality "gaggle of cute zoomer girls admiring" threads |
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hypo: ur wife's lover beats u to death with a crowbar and u go to hell |
11/20/25 |
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Fox News reveals truth - TRUMP more popular than ever (new poll, link) |
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Why JD Vance would lose as Kamala Harris did: The vice presidency |
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a band of suicide girls timetravelling from 2005 to bring u back to defeat zuck |
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GOP: no funding for US colleges. But lets give $615 million to Tel Aviv U. |
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Thoughts on Nalin Haley turning on his mom? |
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Update on the subordinate I slept with |
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Keep trying to rig it u fraudd |
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kike hehe |
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When BTC $80,000? |
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Candy Ride claimed to be "part Polish" 🤔 |
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The Allegory of Mr. Candy and Mr. Gunneratt |
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Can someone explain why people like watching Twitch/Kick streams? |
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So Kimmel is still employed and Kirk is still dead? |
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Mainlining, have you visited the National Towing Museum in Chattanooga? |
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I plan on going to Tokyo and walking around the city at 3AM |
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RATE these recent txts from various girls im seeing |
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Mr. Candy Ride, tear down that wall! |
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Mr. candy & Mr. Gunneratttt,! I propose a truce, for the benefit of "XO" |
11/20/25 |
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Bureaucrats or unimaginative scientists want us to believe in the expected |
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Cons why are Incels like Ian Cheong Miles upset at this video? |
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Anti-Immigration | Economic Socialism | Anti-Isreal |
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anyone remember the night before tgiving in college |
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Biz idea: gay pizza parlor called “Pozza” |
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bailing your sugarbabies out of jail at 3AM on a Tuesday |
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dad caught me shredding documents at 3AM, told him he was dreaming, go to bed |
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Gonna wake up at 3am and blast Creed in my backyard |
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3am post-punk playlist for the ZoZo on another Sunday nite tp |
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baudrillard tp and me talking at 3am in 2013 |
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its 3am i must be lonelier |
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*cue ffx main theme while coked out 3am poasters sit in a circle in silence* |
11/20/25 |
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reminder: if wonder years was filmed today, it would be set in 2005 |
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Should I work for Indians for $150k more? |
11/20/25 |
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Will SCOTUS reverse the 5th Circuit? |
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Scientists eliminate need for sleep | corps unveil 140 hour work week |
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Thanksgiving except the turkey is a 19lb cockroach |
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