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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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*** XO Poll on Extraterrestrial Life *** |
05/01/26 |
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Massive Post-Ironic Apocalypse |
05/01/26 |
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My Psychiatrist Abandoned (me) |
05/01/26 |
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so is my phenotype going to get better or what |
05/01/26 |
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I’m a legit sociopath. Weed cures my urges to hurt others, so, I’m always hi |
05/01/26 |
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Barrett asking Kav for a slip opinion: "Does this underwear look cute?" |
05/01/26 |
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What do "retired" posters think about xo in retrospect? |
05/01/26 |
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text wife 'can u host' from the living room? |
05/01/26 |
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Maximum Poasting Autism |
05/01/26 |
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The MPA meme has to have a consistent theme you amateurs |
05/01/26 |
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Malignant Poasting Addiction |
05/01/26 |
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OK tonight settles it. This bort is done. |
05/01/26 |
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Post perfect nude female tits |
05/01/26 |
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My Paralegal's Abortion |
05/01/26 |
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Anyone feel like a kid on Xmas reading Buck, beckersted, luis, vonoskar poasts? |
05/01/26 |
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Maximum Pills Applied |
05/01/26 |
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Many Prostitute Appointments |
05/01/26 |
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Mutual Property Auction |
05/01/26 |
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Jodie Sweetin (Stephanie from Full House) married + divorced 3x by 34 |
05/01/26 |
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Meaningless "Pleasure" Affectations |
05/01/26 |
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Bill Maher calls out EPAH for transing his kids (Asmongold edition) |
05/01/26 |
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My Property Allocated |
05/01/26 |
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My Partner Absconded |
05/01/26 |
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Moaning Purely Artificially |
05/01/26 |
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Zurich is strangely based in certain ways |
05/01/26 |
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Mutual Post-Coital Awkwardness |
05/01/26 |
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Meth Party Anal |
05/01/26 |
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Barack Obama, thoroughly captured by the Jew, gets asked if Gaza is genocide |
05/01/26 |
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Masturbating Perpetually Alone |
05/01/26 |
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autoadmit.com Ruined Online for me imho (too perfect & refined, like cyberhaiku) |
05/01/26 |
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“Autoadmit.com” will become huge one day [the year is 2003…] |
05/01/26 |
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AZNgirl reading Walt Disney's love letter to Christendom |
05/01/26 |
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Miserably Poor Attorney |
05/01/26 |
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Malpractitioner's Paternal Accident |
05/01/26 |
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CR to change my current location on job sites to where I want to move? |
05/01/26 |
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if I’m meeting you in richmond, I’m bringing home a clownskin rug |
05/01/26 |
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Good Will Hunting's legit non-israel reasons for stealing Robin Williams' lines: |
05/01/26 |
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Hideo Kojima's legit non-israel reasons for inventing Quiet's MGS5 character arc |
05/01/26 |
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1992 - 2009 is same “time” “passing” as 2009 - 2026 🔮 |
05/01/26 |
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Most influential modern cyber-figure: Will Wright, Peter Molyneux, or Rachmiel? |
05/01/26 |
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Ben Affleck's misguided yet legit non-israel reasons for reuniting with JLo |
05/01/26 |
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So, Edmonton didn’t get past first round? |
05/01/26 |
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Art Bell gf: <3 yr ethereal 2nd cousin! Careerist gf: ur so unproductive |
05/01/26 |
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why would you "do" anything unless absolutely necessary? |
05/01/26 |
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NHL playoffs megathread |
05/01/26 |
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can u host ill bring boba |
05/01/26 |
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"i'm in a pretty self-hating mood right now." "cool. can u host?" |
05/01/26 |
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can u host? my kitchen island is getting refurbished |
05/01/26 |
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“Can u host?” The exhausted server hamster 🐹 asked, and rachmiel delivere |
05/01/26 |
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Meth Pipe Amasser |
05/01/26 |
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Oh, look, a psychotic meltdown |
05/01/26 |
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I would LOVE to eat Sarah Isgur’s taut, slightly salmon-smelling twat |
05/01/26 |
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Just destroyed some carne asada fries fuck libs |
05/01/26 |
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Using AI to make a race realism mod for Stardew Valley |
05/01/26 |
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More Penis, Appreciated |
05/01/26 |
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Feels like a demonic force is crying out in pain as it strikes. |
05/01/26 |
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did a bunch of drugs and now I have phantom limb syndrome for hentai tentacles |
05/01/26 |
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thinking about going to mont saint michael next year, any of u bros been? |
05/01/26 |
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Pretty sure that "rage-filled cumskin dork" was 1st XO original that stuck w/ me |
05/01/26 |
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Your exotic fairy godmother Julia telling U to "poast like nobody's watching..." |
05/01/26 |
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All creatures great and small (cybercreatures included, evidently) |
05/01/26 |
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Listening to Coldplay's Parachutes on the 210 between Pasadena and La Canada tp. |
05/01/26 |
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TFW no Amy Coney Barrett mommy gf gently encouraging poast quality over quantity |
05/01/26 |
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What's the evolutionary reason for men liking autoadmit way more than women? |
04/30/26 |
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Review of IBM's new open weight model by a bigtech bro |
04/30/26 |
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ZoZo girlfriend: free spirit sense of humor; mommy gf: 40 but looks zoomer |
04/30/26 |
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i've read the whole internet and honestly im not impressed |
04/30/26 |
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Congress just passed a law allowing blacks to shop at Costco with SNAP (link) |
04/30/26 |
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holy shit this jeffrey sachs nigger on tucker never shuts the fuck up |
04/30/26 |
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Just realized why many posters are into Jung now. He said life begins at 40 |
04/30/26 |
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Comeys fuct |
04/30/26 |
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My Penis Addiction |
04/30/26 |
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Rate this joyous fat black guy who loves fried food and Islam |
04/30/26 |
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XOXO would love Tony Tulathimutte's Rejection |
04/30/26 |
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bought a fuckton of Micron stock at 5x ntm earnings I am warren buffet |
04/30/26 |
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no babe you stupid bitch i was just in my carl jung phase |
04/30/26 |
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Trader Joe’s gf: extraverted introvert; biglaw gf: never gets to leave work |
04/30/26 |
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What is your favorite daily watch? |
04/30/26 |
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Cons will never guess why Trump needs to obey the War Powers Resolution |
04/30/26 |
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JPMorgan Turd "Victim" identified as Chirayu Rana (gorgeous Brahmin) |
04/30/26 |
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🎵Drop you off a cliff, then we meetin’ up at Pizza Hut |
04/30/26 |
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Muh Purple Anaconda |
04/30/26 |
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MPA? More like NPC amirite |
04/30/26 |
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STOP SPAMMING WITH SHORT THREADS |
04/30/26 |
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Musky Pouch Aroma |
04/30/26 |
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Serious question about CA high speed rail |
04/30/26 |
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Mostly Penetrates Animals |
04/30/26 |
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Moi Peu Averti |
04/30/26 |
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Trump is polling so bad that the graphs can't even capture it (link) |
04/30/26 |
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Man, Purple Again |
04/30/26 |
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had no idea cheese was made from milk |
04/30/26 |
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On a flight, chill bro just devastated his whore gf (180 crazy not flame) |
04/30/26 |
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Why are some chicks super into anal, but some not at all? |
04/30/26 |
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Milking Papa’s Anaconda |
04/30/26 |
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Mid-Pump Abandonment |
04/30/26 |
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Making Poasters Annoyed |
04/30/26 |
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Micron is down 30% this month. This seems like an IQ test |
04/30/26 |
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Israel may be about to start bombing - link |
04/30/26 |
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Menstrual Pad Aficionado |
04/30/26 |
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What law did Chirayu Rana violate? |
04/30/26 |
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Minimal Penetration Achieved |
04/30/26 |
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Mexican Person's Avocados |
04/30/26 |
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M Parker's Alimony |
04/30/26 |
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Marital Pity Act |
04/30/26 |
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Maritime Phallus Amputator |
04/30/26 |
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Making Penises Aroused |
04/30/26 |
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Major Procreative Assets |
04/30/26 |
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Maximum Pussy Aversion |
04/30/26 |
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Mid-Pump Asthma |
04/30/26 |
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Mediocre Pumping Ability |
04/30/26 |
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Moscow Pyongyang Amsterdam |
04/30/26 |
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Main Pelvic Aperture |
04/30/26 |
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Mangled Pelvic Area |
04/30/26 |
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Mullatoes Performingly Angrily |
04/30/26 |
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Mi Pene Agradable |
04/30/26 |
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Magic Parlaying AIDS |
04/30/26 |
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Manual Pole Assistance |
04/30/26 |
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Male Physical Anatomy |
04/30/26 |
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Managing Premature Ajaculation |
04/30/26 |
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Mild Pubic Aroma |
04/30/26 |
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Mouth Pussy Ass |
04/30/26 |
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More Piss Anyone? |
04/30/26 |
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Moist Pillow Affections |
04/30/26 |
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Mechanical Penis Attachment |
04/30/26 |
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Multiple Prostate Agitations |
04/30/26 |
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Melancholic Practicing Attorney |
04/30/26 |
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Mechanical Pleasure Aid |
04/30/26 |
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Manically Pleasuring Anus |
04/30/26 |
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Micks Poasting Aggressively |
04/30/26 |
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Mondo Penis (Anthology) |
04/30/26 |
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Molesting People Always |
04/30/26 |
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Massa Punishing Africans |
04/30/26 |
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Alcoholim Anonymous |
04/30/26 |
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Men Playing Anally |
04/30/26 |
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Man Part Amputation |
04/30/26 |
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This Nuggets team sucks, trade Jokic to Lakers |
04/30/26 |
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My Pathetic Ass |
04/30/26 |
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Micro Penis Acceptance |
04/30/26 |
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Moaning Pathetically Alone |
04/30/26 |
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Mid-Pump Apology |
04/30/26 |
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MPA's Pompous Attitude |
04/30/26 |
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Fagmilio were you ever the recipient of life saving medical aid |
04/30/26 |
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Morosely Pumping Away |
04/30/26 |
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Are you an attorney? She only likes your money |
04/30/26 |
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Mistress Payment Arrangement |
04/30/26 |
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Modern AI can out people even from small, old writing samples |
04/30/26 |
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martin luther also dabbled in fund reformation |
04/30/26 |
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Micro Penises Anonymous |
04/30/26 |
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Where did it all go wrong? |
04/30/26 |
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Man-made Phallic Architecture |
04/30/26 |
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